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    One Score and Four, Hour Something: Likely’s Lost Hours

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    HOUR…SOMETHING OR OTHER! And Likely learns what happened to his lost time…

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    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Comment »

    One Score and Four, Hour Fifteen: Wherein Likely Has A Drink

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    HOUR FIFTEEN, and Likely FINALLY gets a drink.

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    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Comments »

    Wherein Likely Encounters Some Fine Phantasmal Fanny

    Monday, December 21st, 2009

    Lord Likely falls for the Ghost of Christmas Past, while Mr. Scrooge’s very soul still hangs in the balance…

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    Posted in A Christmas Carry On | 7 Comments »

    The Most Loathsome Man on Earth

    Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

    September, 1857.
    I could not believe that my arch-enemy, Harold Loathsome, had chosen to hold our final showdown in a bell-tower. It just seemed so very cliched. Honestly, I had expected more from him. Maybe it was time I found a better class of nemesis.
    And so it was rather begrudgingly that I hauled myself up the [...]

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    Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 9 Comments »

    Tunneling Into the Past

    Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

    20th June, 1857.
    Hmmm, now where was I?
    Ah yes. I had apparently lost my home and my entire estate to a couple of swarthy Italians in a drunken wager, and my man-servant and I were now attempting to sneak our way back into the Likely Estate via a secret tunnel, when all of a sudden something [...]

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    Posted in Disaster At The Likely Estate | 15 Comments »

    Hard Times

    Sunday, March 16th, 2008

    or Lord Likely is One, chapter number six.
    Date unknown, 1857.
    I awoke with the most awful of headaches.
    I am no stranger to hangovers, of course. My hedonistic lifestyle dictates that I often wake up with a fierce, pounding headache and with little or no recollection of the previous twenty-four hours. Indeed, the entire of the 1830s [...]

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    Posted in Likely Is One | 18 Comments »

    Lord Likely is One: The Third Part

    Saturday, March 1st, 2008

    February 24th, 1857.
    Against all my better judgement, I followed the foul-smelling, cider-swigging reprobate as he led us through the twisting back-streets and alley-ways of the city. I made sure that Botter, my man-servant, kept closely behind me, lest any more ruffians leapt from the shadows and tried to bugger me six ways to the Sudan. [...]

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    Posted in Likely Is One | 9 Comments »

    Lord Likely is One: Part The Second

    Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

    February 24th, 1857.
    There are few things more horrifying, more terrible, more downright cataclysmic than running out of alcohol.
    The awfulness of this situation is multiplied by a factor of a million when one is supposed to be holding a magnificent ball to celebrate the one-year anniversary of one’s journals, as I had proposed. Immediate action was [...]

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    Posted in Likely Is One | 13 Comments »

    Lord Likely is One

    Sunday, February 24th, 2008

    February the Twenty-Fourth, Eighteen Fifty-Seven
    Oh, dear diary! Today is a special day indeed, for it heralds the one year anniversary of our joyous union!
    Can it really be twelve months since I first opened you up, took my quill firmly in my hand and thrust it betwixt your soft, creamy pages, and filled you with my [...]

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    Posted in Likely Is One | 21 Comments »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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