Likely's Whore-Box


Praise For Lord Likely

"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."

THE DAILY NEWS SHEET

"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."

THE LONDON LOOKER

"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."

LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER

"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."

THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS

"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"

THE TOWN CRIER

Approved By Liberals

liberals

Advertisements & Announcements

  • adver_maid
  • advert_woman
  • advert_moustaches
  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    Posts Tagged ‘botter’

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two

    Monday, September 27th, 2010

    Part Two of Lord Likely’s Astonishing Audio Adventure finds our hero concocting a plan, and generally being dashing and fabulous.

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park | 7 Comments »

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part One

    Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

    Prepare thine ear-holes for a BURST of Likely, as the first part of an all-new audio adventure commences!

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park | 8 Comments »

    Our Mutual Fiend: The Finale

    Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

    The THRILLING and TERRIFYING conclusion to ‘Our Mutual Fiend’ is here!

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in Our Mutual Fiend | 2 Comments »

    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Four

    Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

    Evan Hellsinger returns upon the scene, to assist his lordship in tracking down the undead Charles Dickens…

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in Our Mutual Fiend | 3 Comments »

    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Two

    Saturday, August 21st, 2010

    Can it be true? Is Charles Dickens stalking the streets of London and eating people, from BEYOND THE GRAVE?

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in Our Mutual Fiend | 2 Comments »

    Our Mutual Fiend: Part One

    Monday, August 9th, 2010

    Lord Likely embarks upon his most baffling case yet, as a corpse is discovered and the killer has been identified as…CHARLES DICKENS?

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in Our Mutual Fiend | 1 Comment »

    Double the Pleasure!

    Saturday, July 31st, 2010

    News of two brand-new Lord Likely adventures heading to a computation device near you SOON!

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in Random Insertions | 1 Comment »

    The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two

    Monday, June 14th, 2010

    The second (and concluding) chapter of Botter’s Astonishing Adventure sees his lordship’s man-servant pitted against two unscrupulous thieves…

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in Botter's Astonishing Adventure | 5 Comments »

    The Astonishing Adventures of…Botter?

    Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

    Botter serves up the first part of his own Astonishing Adventure….

    Tags: , , , , , , ,

    Posted in Botter's Astonishing Adventure | 6 Comments »

    How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices

    Sunday, May 16th, 2010

    Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.

    Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    Posted in Random Insertions | 5 Comments »

    Purchase Fine Wares!

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

    Peruse Further...

    Contact His Lordship!

    Send his lordship your letters, nude pictographs, declarations of love and wads of cash by clicking upon the most handsome stamp above!

    Teriffic Twitterings

      Follow His Lordship On Twitter

      Enjoyed the journals? Then why not donate a few shillings, by clicking 'pon the button above!

      All funds raised go towards his lordship's drinking fund, with absolutely NO proceeds going to the homeless or any other filthy wastrels

      Lord Likely's Favourite fellow web-loggers

      The Likely Empire

      Mingle

      Lord Likely's Incredible SUBSCRIBE-O-HAT subscribe-o-hat Click 'pon the hat and ne'er miss a single chapter of his Lordship's adventures.

      Letters To His Lordship

      Please use this form to direct all mail, cash bribes and offers of marriage and/or intercourse:

      Contact Form
      Message
       

      cforms contact form by delicious:days