The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
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THE TOWN CRIER
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
â€”Lord Likely in Exile in Australiaâ€” Lord Likely rises to power in Australia. Part Two, in which, his cream rising to the top, Lord Likely becomes master of his domain: May 21, 1862 I begin to father numerous children. The husbands of the childrenâ€™s mothers are not amused. — So there I was, standing on […]
Monday, May 26th, 2008
â€”The Sad Chronicles of Lord Likely in Exileâ€” Part One: Lord Likely lands in Australia. â€œWith the aid of a friendly native, I come upon my new home.â€ 19th May, 1861 Botany Bay Sydney, New South Wales Her Majestyâ€™s Austrailian Territories So there I was, standing, finally, on the soil of my new homeland, staring […]
Sunday, April 6th, 2008
Of course, whilst I will happily take Dr. Buttock’s money for running his advertisement in my journals, I should like to make it clear that I have never made use of the advertised programme, nor will I ever need to do so. – Lord Likely. A Very Important Update! Lord Likely Tosses One Off!His greatness, […]
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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