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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    Posts Tagged ‘Captain Huw Anchor’

    Penis of Death

    Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

    July 30th, 1856. Ignoring Lance’s protestations, I climbed up the remainder of Mount Penis, with lightning flashing about me, and torrential rain lashing at my face as I struggled up the rocks. I recall thinking that if they ever found a way of capturing moving images onto some sort of film, that this particular moment [...]

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    Death of a Likely

    Saturday, October 20th, 2007

    July 30th, 1856. Lance, Ludlow and I made after the criminal and corrupt captain, Huw Anchor, who seemed to be rather more sprightly than a man who had just been shot in the arm had any right to be. As we gave chase, I noticed that the weather was worsening, with thick, dark clouds forming [...]

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    Utter Bastards

    Monday, October 15th, 2007

    July, 1856 Lance and I watched for a few more minutes as the posse of men rampaged through the Red Rump tribe’s campsite, then we withdrew from our vantage point atop Cockshaft Canyon to formulate a plan to overcome this group of horseback bastards. “I say we go down there, guns ablazin’, and shoot each [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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