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- The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
- The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane
- Likely Vs Loathsome
- Disaster At The Likely Estate
- The Beast With Two Backs
- Likely Is One
- Lord Likely And The Flash Man
- The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity
- An Astonishing American Adventure
- The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
- The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov
- The Peculiar Prostitute Predicament
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Posts Tagged ‘card trick’
In which an unfortunate fellow is slain by a King.
Thursday, November 29th, 2007
November, 1856. As I finally took my seat in the theatre’s auditorium, next to my man-servant Botter, the curtains rose on what was going to prove to be an unforgettable show – for all the wrong reasons. First on were the chorus girls, with whom I had already had the pleasure of acquainting myself with [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, botter, card trick, King of Spades, magic, murder, Rule Britannia, stoats, theatre
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 10 Comments »
Wherein his lordship takes a trip down Memory Lane, and vomits up some anecdotes.
Monday, November 26th, 2007
November, 1856. Needless to say, after being caught with his trousers around his ankles with a solitary playing card sticking out of his arse-crack, Archibald the Entirely Adequate looked more than slightly embarrassed, and less than entirely adequate. “And what is going on here?” I asked, with mock outrage in my voice. “Good heavens! Likely!” [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, botter, card trick, drunk, Ginger Harrison, Harold Loathsome, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, memories, nun, show, St. Bumthrusty's, theatre, whisky
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 9 Comments »
A forced entrance, and an uncomfortable exit.
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
November, 1856.Having rather skillfully and artfully negotiated my entrance into the theatre, I was feeling somewhat chipper, that is until my progress was once again impeded upon, this time by a rather old chap wearing a comically ill-fitting waistcoat. I regarded him with barely-concealed derision. “Good evening, sirs,” the fellow croaked. “Could I just see [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, arse, botter, card trick, chorus girls, Lord Likely, magic, Mr. Helix Thrunt, Silas Surprise, stoats, theatre
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 9 Comments »
About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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- Lord Likely’s Literary Love-Pump
- ‘Tis A Knockout
- The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two
- The Astonishing Adventures of…Botter?
- How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices
- A Fine, Upstanding Member
- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Three
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