The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Sunday, July 10th, 2011
I PURCHASED a copy of the brand-new news-sheet, The News of the World today (see cover above). It does look like a very fine journal indeed, full of integrity and the very finest journalism. I fully expect it to keep running for anywhere up to one hundred and sixty-eight years. For now, I’m off to [...]
Tags: Charles Dickens, gloveless ladies, journalism, Lord Likely, News of the World, newspaper, onanism, parody, spoof, Victorian
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Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
The THRILLING and TERRIFYING conclusion to ‘Our Mutual Fiend’ is here!
Tags: Arial Black, botter, Charles Dickens, Evan Hellsinger, Fagin, fiction, horror, humour, Lord Likely, Martin Chuzzlewit, Miss Havisham, Mystery of Edwin Drood, Nicholas Nickleby, publisher, publishing, Tiny Tim, undead, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, zombies
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Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010
Evan Hellsinger returns upon the scene, to assist his lordship in tracking down the undead Charles Dickens…
Tags: 'Big' Bella Butterlegs, adventure, botter, Charles Dickens, Ebenezer Scrooge, fiction, Great Expectations, horror, humour, Lord Likely, Miss Havisham, Mystery of Edwin Drood, publishing, undead, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, zombies
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Saturday, September 18th, 2010
Lord Likely and company find themselves under attack from a murderous Oliver Twist…
Tags: 'Big' Bella Butterlegs, brains, Charles Dickens, Evan Hellsinger, fiction, horror, humour, J. Mahoney, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Oliver Twist, undead bastard, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, zombies
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Saturday, August 21st, 2010
Can it be true? Is Charles Dickens stalking the streets of London and eating people, from BEYOND THE GRAVE?
Tags: 'Big' Bella Butterlegs, adventure, botter, brains, Charles Dickens, drunk, fiction, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, murder, mystery, orphan, prostitute, Scotland Yard, Soggy Biscuit, undead, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, zombies
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Monday, August 9th, 2010
Lord Likely embarks upon his most baffling case yet, as a corpse is discovered and the killer has been identified as…CHARLES DICKENS?
Tags: adventure, botter, Charles Dickens, coffee, drunk, fiction, hangover, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Likely Estate, murder, mystery, Queen Victoria, Scotland Yard, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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Friday, November 27th, 2009
Lord Likely has designs on the lucrative festive book market…but his method of research for his proposed epic proves to be rather unorthodox.
Tags: adventure, Alexander Graham Bell, autobiography, book, botter, Charles Darwin, Charles Dickens, Christmas, cliff, cockles, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, fiction, humour, Likely Estate, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, Lord Loathsome, publishing, Robert Peel, seashells, Victorian
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Tuesday, May 20th, 2008
The Tower of London, 10th of April in the year of Our Lord 1857 This document is being written in the hope that it might be smuggled out of this wretched place and its contents disseminated, so that I may be freed and my name cleared. At the very least, I hope that my family [...]
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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