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    Posts Tagged ‘Charles Dickens’

    A Decade of Decadence

    Saturday, February 25th, 2017

    TIME flies when you are having fun, so the old saying goes – and it is true. Take, for example, the occasion when a particularly amorous lady and I found ourselves so engrossed in a bout of lustful, energetic intercourse that neither of us noticed my posterior ramming into the bed-side cabinet with such vigour that […]

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    Read All About It

    Sunday, July 10th, 2011

    I PURCHASED a copy of the brand-new news-sheet, The News of the World today (see cover above). It does look like a very fine journal indeed, full of integrity and the very finest journalism. I fully expect it to keep running for anywhere up to one hundred and sixty-eight years. For now, I’m off to […]

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    Our Mutual Fiend: The Finale

    Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

    The THRILLING and TERRIFYING conclusion to ‘Our Mutual Fiend’ is here!

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Four

    Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

    Evan Hellsinger returns upon the scene, to assist his lordship in tracking down the undead Charles Dickens…

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Three

    Saturday, September 18th, 2010

    Lord Likely and company find themselves under attack from a murderous Oliver Twist…

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Two

    Saturday, August 21st, 2010

    Can it be true? Is Charles Dickens stalking the streets of London and eating people, from BEYOND THE GRAVE?

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part One

    Monday, August 9th, 2010

    Lord Likely embarks upon his most baffling case yet, as a corpse is discovered and the killer has been identified as…CHARLES DICKENS?

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    One Lord A-Leaping

    Friday, November 27th, 2009

    Lord Likely has designs on the lucrative festive book market…but his method of research for his proposed epic proves to be rather unorthodox.

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    What the Dickens?

    Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

    The Tower of London, 10th of April in the year of Our Lord 1857 This document is being written in the hope that it might be smuggled out of this wretched place and its contents disseminated, so that I may be freed and my name cleared. At the very least, I hope that my family […]

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