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    Posts Tagged ‘Christmas’

    Lord Likely’s Christmas Message

    Saturday, December 24th, 2011

    A Christmas message from Lord Likely himself.

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    The Strange Case Of The Sinister Snowman, Part Two

    Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

    The second (and surprisingly final) part of Lord Likely’s Christmassy adventure!

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    The Strange Case of the Sinister Snowman, Part One

    Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

    IT WAS mid-December, and London had been left under a thick blanket of snow, as if the lord God above had looked down ‘pon the glorious British Empire, and had decided it looked so damnably attractive that he had whipped out His tremendous tallywhacker and sprayed the land with His holy horn-paste. Truly ’twas a [...]

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    Wherein Likely Encounters Some Fine Phantasmal Fanny

    Monday, December 21st, 2009

    Lord Likely falls for the Ghost of Christmas Past, while Mr. Scrooge’s very soul still hangs in the balance…

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    Something Strange in Mr. Scrooge’s Neighbourhood

    Saturday, December 12th, 2009

    Lord Likely and his trusty man-servant, Botter, visit Mr. Scrooge’s home…what horrors (aside from Scrooge’s terrible décor) lie in wait for our heroes?

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    A Christmas Carry On

    Monday, December 7th, 2009

    Lord Likely’s festivities are disturbed by the arrival of a rather miserable cove with a ghost problem…

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    One Lord A-Leaping

    Friday, November 27th, 2009

    Lord Likely has designs on the lucrative festive book market…but his method of research for his proposed epic proves to be rather unorthodox.

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    The Likely Before Christmas

    Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

    The following verse was composed by a young, brothel-owning woman, by the name of Ms. Elizabeth Stuffings, who had the pleasure of meeting my lordly self this Christmas Eve. The experience was so incredibly erotic and astonishing, that Ms. Stuffings was compelled to write about it almost immediately. Do please enjoy. ‘Twas the night before [...]

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    The Beast of Christmas Present

    Thursday, December 27th, 2007

    Christmas Day, 1856. Well, what a fine Christmas-time I am having this year. Not only have I already enjoyed urinating on a beggar, and having intercourse with a ghost, but today I received a rather marvelous present from my wretched man-servant, Botter. I rose early on Christmas morn, and was looking forward to thrashing my [...]

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    A Very Likely Christmas

    Friday, December 21st, 2007

    Presenting a special double-length festive adventure, in one giant, throbbing part. December, 1856. It was Christmas Eve, and I was in London Town, doing some last-minute Christmas shopping, for myself, of course. I had thus far treated myself to a solid-gold moustache comb, five bottles of whisky and a particularly pornographic pamphlet entitled ‘Shoeless Hussies’. [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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