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    Posts Tagged ‘cock’

    One Score and Four, Hour Nine: A Bunch of Twits

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR NINE: And his lordship finally gets an invaluable lead…

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    The Golden Cock Spurts Forth Once More

    Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

    5th August, 1857. Having finally reclaimed my lordly estate, and then relaunched my glorious journals upon an adoring and lust-stricken crowd, I now feel I should finally celebrate my proper return to my diary-writing. And when I feel the urge to celebrate, I cannot help but whip my cock out. Steady yourselves, my dear readers, [...]

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 25 Comments »

    The Dirty Cow

    Thursday, July 10th, 2008

    20th July 1857. Having been cooped up with my man-servant in a dark (and increasingly noxious) tunnel for almost an hour, it was with great relief that we finally resurfaced in my magnificent mansion, via a secret trapdoor which lead us out into my vast, well-stocked library. “Thank toss for that!” I wheezed, as I [...]

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    Posted in Disaster At The Likely Estate | 14 Comments »

    Inching Ahead of the Competition

    Sunday, April 6th, 2008

    Of course, whilst I will happily take Dr. Buttock’s money for running his advertisement in my journals, I should like to make it clear that I have never made use of the advertised programme, nor will I ever need to do so. – Lord Likely. A Very Important Update! Lord Likely Tosses One Off!His greatness, [...]

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    The Most Erotic Portrait the World Has Ever Seen

    Sunday, December 30th, 2007

    December 31st, 1856. So, the year eighteen fifty-six is finally coming to its inevitable, thrusting climax; and soon I shall find myself gently entering the year eighteen fifty-seven, in which I shall no doubt be faced with a slew of new astonishing adventures, and more than my fair share of buxom wenches to pump wildly. [...]

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    Lord Likely’s Golden Cock of Excellence

    Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

    November, 1856. Having recently completed my one-hundredth exhilarating entry in these very journals, I decided to celebrate this centennial by imbibing one-hundred pints of beer, whilst hosting a massive orgy featuring some one-hundred ladies. Needless to say, the combination of such a large amount of alcohol and numerous wet, sweaty bodies did not mix well, [...]

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    Vandalised!

    Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

    April, 1856 Having calmed myself down after having been utterly consumed with rage upon seeing that awful ‘Wanted’ poster, my mind began to race ahead of me, plotting out the course of action for when Botter and I arrived at the Russian embassy. I was strolling along, deep in rumination, when Botter suddenly alerted me [...]

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    Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 4 Comments »

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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