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    Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

    A Decade of Decadence

    Saturday, February 25th, 2017

    TIME flies when you are having fun, so the old saying goes – and it is true. Take, for example, the occasion when a particularly amorous lady and I found ourselves so engrossed in a bout of lustful, energetic intercourse that neither of us noticed my posterior ramming into the bed-side cabinet with such vigour that […]

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    The Great Bidding War of 1882

    Thursday, March 5th, 2015

    Lord Likely takes us on a history lesson, with the tale of The Great Bidding War of 1882.

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    Lord Likely Is Coming

    Friday, February 13th, 2015

    Another tease for his lordship’s forthcoming electronic book…

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    Fifteen And A Half Hilarious Victorian Jokes That Would Even Make Her Majesty Laugh

    Monday, July 14th, 2014

    Lord Likely present fifteen and a half genuine Victorian rib-ticklers for your amusement. You are welcome, world.

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    Ten Victorian Insults To Make Your Enemies Crumble

    Friday, July 11th, 2014

    His Lordship shares ten Victorian vulgarities with which to strike down your worst enemy.

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    Lord Save the Queen

    Friday, March 8th, 2013

    Lord Likely reveals details of his all-new adventure – coming soon!

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    In Which His Lordship Gives You His Heart

    Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

    AND they say that romance is dead. TSK. Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there! – Lord Likely. 

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    Upper Class Twitter

    Saturday, May 26th, 2012

    Lord Likely celebrates four-and-a-half years of his use of the Twitter Device.

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    All Rise For The Likely Anthem

    Friday, October 8th, 2010

    Lord Likely presents the world with the unedited version of his ASTONISHING anthem!

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    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: The Finale

    Thursday, September 30th, 2010

    The cortex-shattering conclusion to Lord Likely’s first ever audio serial is here! Will Likely save the city from it’s unseen menace? Well, YES.

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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