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Posts Tagged ‘Doctor Corkscrews’
The Most Loathsome Man on Earth
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
September, 1857.
I could not believe that my arch-enemy, Harold Loathsome, had chosen to hold our final showdown in a bell-tower. It just seemed so very cliched. Honestly, I had expected more from him. Maybe it was time I found a better class of nemesis.
And so it was rather begrudgingly that I hauled myself up the [...]
Tags: booze, botter, Doctor Corkscrews, ectoplasm, fiction, Harold Loathsome, HMS Bastard, humour, Lord Likely, Mrs. Dinklesuck, St. Bumthrusty's
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 9 Comments »
The mystery thickens, curdles and then goes off.
Thursday, December 6th, 2007
November, 1856.“Is there a doctor in the house?” I repeated to the crowd of stunned faces before me. No-one moved a muscle, until one rather plump woman stood up and pointed a shaking finger at the recently deceased fellow, lying in a pool of his own blood on the stage behind me, a solitary playing [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, bastard zomibe, botter, Doctor Corkscrews, King of Spades, Lord Likely, murder, panic, theatre
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 10 Comments »
Utter Bastards
Monday, October 15th, 2007
July, 1856
Lance and I watched for a few more minutes as the posse of men rampaged through the Red Rump tribe’s campsite, then we withdrew from our vantage point atop Cockshaft Canyon to formulate a plan to overcome this group of horseback bastards.
“I say we go down there, guns ablazin’, and shoot each an’ every [...]
Tags: Around Here, Captain Huw Anchor, Cockshaft Canyon, cunt, Doctor Corkscrews, gold, Jean des Lunettes, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, mystery, Red Rump Tribe, Renchard Dirigible
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 13 Comments »
One in the Eye for Doctor Corkscrews
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
June, 1856.
“Bollocks,” I exclaimed, as Doctor Corkscrews continued to advance upon me, seemingly hell-bent on running me through with his two bottle-opening devices.
“Do not try to resist, yer lordship,” he growled, “it’ll only hurt for a while…heh, heh, heh.”
Doctor Corkscrews, as drawn by my good self, using my finest inks.
“You shan’t get away with this, [...]
Tags: botter, Doctor Corkscrews, ejaculate, kidnapping, lavatory, Lord Palmerston, spaff, wanking
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 12 Comments »
Pounding the Palmerston
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
June, 1856
Following the fracas at dinner, I left the dining room, stopping along the way to collect a few cabin numbers from some women who seemed rather eager to further make my acquaintance, as well as from a couple of men. Being a modern-thinking Victorian gentle-man, I gratefully took all the details thrust upon me, [...]
Tags: Doctor Corkscrews, HMS Bastard, Lord Likley, Lord Palmerston, masturbation, onanism, wanking
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 12 Comments »
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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