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    Posts Tagged ‘ebook’

    In Which His Lordship Is Uncovered

    Tuesday, May 24th, 2016

    This magnificent, undergarment-dampening image is the cover for my forthcoming electronic book, ‘The Bellending Club’, finally due to be issued forth NEXT MONTH (i.e in June). It has been an admittedly long road to this very point, with ideas scrapped, titles changed, and so much whisky consumed that I lost three months to a drunken […]

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    How To Write A Book That Is Not Simply Irredeemable Arse-Paper

    Friday, May 29th, 2015

    Lord Likely, in his infinite wisdom, offers some advice for the would-be writer.

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    The Great Bidding War of 1882

    Thursday, March 5th, 2015

    Lord Likely takes us on a history lesson, with the tale of The Great Bidding War of 1882.

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    Lord Likely Is Coming

    Friday, February 13th, 2015

    Another tease for his lordship’s forthcoming electronic book…

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    Extra! Extra!

    Friday, September 12th, 2014

    Lord Likely announces the launch of his Magnificent Mailing List!

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    Duck Me

    Wednesday, September 10th, 2014

    Lord Likely unearths a forgotten oddity from his publishing past.

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    A Study in Strumpets and a Curious Conspiracy

    Sunday, September 7th, 2014

    Lord Likely announces the imminent publication of his first electronic book – but is there a conspiracy to stop him?

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    An Astonishing and Arousing Announcement

    Monday, November 25th, 2013

    ‘Tis the most important literary event since Mr. William Shakespeare bought his first quill.  Further updates to follow, ladies and gentle-men! In the meantime, please do spread the word – LORD LIKELY IS COMING! – Lord Likely.

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    Thrusting Into The Future

    Thursday, November 11th, 2010

    Lord Likely announces a THRILLING new development in the Likely Empire!

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    Quacking Outrageous

    Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

    Lord Likely and Labs present a highly improbable, but completely excellent adventure: ‘The Man With the Improbable Leg’.

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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