The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
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LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
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Monday, December 21st, 2009
Lord Likely falls for the Ghost of Christmas Past, while Mr. Scrooge’s very soul still hangs in the balance…
Tags: booze, botter, Christmas, Ebenezer Scrooge, ectoplasm, fiction, Ghost of Christmas Future, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, party, Victorian
Posted in A Christmas Carry On | 7 Comments »
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
September, 1857. I could not believe that my arch-enemy, Harold Loathsome, had chosen to hold our final showdown in a bell-tower. It just seemed so very cliched. Honestly, I had expected more from him. Maybe it was time I found a better class of nemesis. And so it was rather begrudgingly that I hauled myself [...]
Tags: booze, botter, Doctor Corkscrews, ectoplasm, fiction, Harold Loathsome, HMS Bastard, humour, Lord Likely, Mrs. Dinklesuck, St. Bumthrusty's
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 9 Comments »
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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