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    Posts Tagged ‘ejaculate’

    The Cream of the Crop

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    November, 1857. “LIE back and close your eyes, and I shall deliver a creamy surprise!” I said, as I unsheathed my raging Lord Palmerston, which was, by now, stiffer than a corpse lying in a lake on a freezing cold winter’s day. “Mmmm,” Mrs. Bapps replied, licking her lips. “Sounds delicious!” “Jolly good!” I said, [...]

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    Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 12 Comments »

    Lord Likely’s Ejaculate

    Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

    November 18th, 1857.  – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely! Witness the awesome spectacle that was the previous Incredible Inter-Active Adventure, by venturing hither.

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 15 Comments »

    A Penny For One’s Thoughts

    Monday, March 24th, 2008

    Somewhen, 1857. Now where was I? Ah, yes. In the gutter, in a pool of my own urine, apparently homeless and with no recollection of who I really was. In other (decidedly more succinct) words, I was in big trouble. I elected to try and get up, and maybe take a stroll to see if [...]

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    Posted in Likely Is One | 14 Comments »

    In Which Botter Has A Simply Smashing Time

    Thursday, January 31st, 2008

    May the First, Eighteen Fifty-One. “Aye,” said Harry Flashman, leaning in to get a closer look at the Koh-i-Noor Diamond, now believed to be a fake. “I’ll say we have a mystery on our hands. This one is definitely not the real thing.” “Now, Mr. Flashman, are you absolutely certain? I need you to be [...]

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    Posted in Lord Likely And The Flash Man | 11 Comments »

    A Very Likely Christmas

    Friday, December 21st, 2007

    Presenting a special double-length festive adventure, in one giant, throbbing part. December, 1856. It was Christmas Eve, and I was in London Town, doing some last-minute Christmas shopping, for myself, of course. I had thus far treated myself to a solid-gold moustache comb, five bottles of whisky and a particularly pornographic pamphlet entitled ‘Shoeless Hussies’. [...]

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 16 Comments »

    Riding Off Into The Sunset

    Saturday, October 27th, 2007

    July, 1856. Lance took my unconscious form back down to Camp Camp, where I was immediately taken in by the Red Rump Tribe and given the very best medical aid they had to offer. I do not recall much of this part of my adventure, as I flitted in and out of consciousness, although I [...]

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    Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 13 Comments »

    One in the Eye for Doctor Corkscrews

    Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

    June, 1856. “Bollocks,” I exclaimed, as Doctor Corkscrews continued to advance upon me, seemingly hell-bent on running me through with his two bottle-opening devices. “Do not try to resist, yer lordship,” he growled, “it’ll only hurt for a while…heh, heh, heh.” Doctor Corkscrews, as drawn by my good self, using my finest inks. “You shan’t [...]

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    Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 12 Comments »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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