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Posts Tagged ‘erotic’
A Tale of Two Ladies: The Climax
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
For the preceding chapter, click here. [...]
Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, erotic, farce, intercourse, Judge Joseph Dreadful, Lord Likely, Madam Fate, Maud, threesome, tits
Posted in Random Insertions | 13 Comments »
The Dirty Cow
Thursday, July 10th, 2008
20th July 1857.
Having been cooped up with my man-servant in a dark (and increasingly noxious) tunnel for almost an hour, it was with great relief that we finally resurfaced in my magnificent mansion, via a secret trapdoor which lead us out into my vast, well-stocked library.
“Thank toss for that!” I wheezed, as I climbed out [...]
Tags: botter, cock, erotic, fiction, humor-blogs, humourous, Lord Likely, penis, porn library, redbubble, Rubens, smut, Venus de Milo
Posted in Disaster At The Likely Estate | 14 Comments »
First Class Male
Sunday, June 1st, 2008
June 1st, 1857.
If all goes according to plan, and he does not wind up stranded on a desert island, or finds himself embroiled in a military coup, his lordship shall be gracing these pages again this week. Huzzah!
You may all synchronize your pocket-watches now.
While you wait, do feel free to browse the marvellous selection of [...]
Tags: botter, erotic, holiday, homosexuals, intercourse, Italian seamstress, Lord Likely, postcard, return, sailors
Posted in Random Insertions | 20 Comments »
Lord Likely Will Be In His Trailer
Thursday, February 7th, 2008
In which his lordship interrupts proceedings with a brief commercial interval.
February, 1857.
Good day, all!
We all know how incredible, amazing, dashing, debonair and all-round damned-well astonishing I am, but still there remain people in this wide world who have no idea of how fantastic I truly am.
With this in mind, I have commissioned this short piece [...]
Tags: advertisement, erotic, Lord Likely, moving pictures, sexual, trailer, YouTube
Posted in Random Insertions | 14 Comments »
In which His lordship is Framed and then Hanged
Friday, November 9th, 2007
November 10th, 1856.
With my centennial celebrations in full swing, I was feeling particularly jubilant and high-spirited yesterday, so thought I would celebrate my recent milestone by commissioning a portrait of myself, to forever immortalise my ravishing form, and to no doubt act as a masturbatory aid for lonely housewives. And men too, I would wager.
Of [...]
Tags: botter, Constable, Cuntstubble, erotic, Likely Centenary, Lord Likely, mute prostitute, painting, portrait
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Lord Likely’s Curious Caption Conundrum
Sunday, May 27th, 2007
May, 1856
In preparation for the forthcoming erection of my formidable porn library, I have begun sorting through the vast quantities of pornography currently stored in my library, and am now in the process of cataloguing and categorizing the various articles. This is to accommodate easier access to certain images or texts should I suddenly be [...]
Tags: caption competition, chaos, erotic, juices, organisation, porn library, pornography
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About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Two
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