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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Two

    Saturday, August 21st, 2010

    To read the previous chapter, please click HITHER. THERE ARE a few activities from which one should refrain whilst deeply hung-over. Bouncing up and down ‘pon a dirigible is one; taking a small rowing-boat out to sea on a particularly stormy day would be another. And one may most definitely add ‘standing over a bloody, [...]

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part One

    Monday, August 9th, 2010

    Illustration by the supremely-talented Mr. Stuart Linfield. Good show, sir! “Rrrrarrrggggggh! Rrrrrrarrrrgh! Guuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrggggh! Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!” “Heavy night, milord?” asked Botter, my man-servant, as I shuffled into the breakfast room. “Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! Rrrrrrrarrrrrgggh!” “Very good, milord.” I collapsed heavily into a chair at the table, my head thundering as if it were filled with elephants vigorously humping one [...]

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    Double the Pleasure!

    Saturday, July 31st, 2010

    MY JOURNALS  have not exactly been bereft of excellence of late, what with a corking competition, ball-burstingly brilliant book reviews, an excellent article revealing the incredible work that goes into crafting my adventures, and a mini-escapade featuring my man-servant, Botter. However,  I have not chronicled one of my own astonishing adventures since that business with [...]

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    Lord Likely’s Literary Love-Pump

    Friday, July 23rd, 2010

    Lord Likely reviews three Victorian-set books, AND announces the winners of his corking contest! A double-helping of delights!

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    The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two

    Monday, June 14th, 2010

    The second (and concluding) chapter of Botter’s Astonishing Adventure sees his lordship’s man-servant pitted against two unscrupulous thieves…

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    The Astonishing Adventures of…Botter?

    Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

    Botter serves up the first part of his own Astonishing Adventure….

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    A Fine, Upstanding Member

    Thursday, April 8th, 2010

    Join Lord Likely as he makes his bid for WORLD DOMINATION.

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    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Three

    Sunday, March 28th, 2010

    It’s the EXPLOSIVE finale of Lord Likely’s three-part adventure alongside Mr. Cornelius Quaint – can the squabbling duo save Buckingham Palace from being blown to pieces by a maniac magician?

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    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Two

    Friday, March 12th, 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff continues, wherein a mix-up occurs….

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    One Score and Four, The Final Hour: The Queen’s Head

    Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

    The Final Chapter! The rip-roaring, EXPLOSIVE conclusion to ‘One Score and Four’ is here – REJOICE!

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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