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Posts Tagged ‘fight’
The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
The first chapter of a THRILLING new adventure, co-written by our SPECIAL GUEST Mr. Darren Craske. Huzzah!
Tags: adventure, botter, Buckingham Palace, Butter, conjurer, Cornelius Quaint, Darren Craske, fight, humour, illusion, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, magic, Queen Victoria, Silas Surprise, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
Posted in The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff | 8 Comments »
One Score and Four, Hour Thirteen: The Waiting Waiter
Friday, January 29th, 2010
HOUR THIRTEEN! And Likely finally gets into the gala ball, but finds his drink order curiously delayed…
Tags: 24, drink, fiction, fight, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. Wallops, parody, Sir Rhubarb Muddick, Victorian, waiter, weblit, whisky
Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Comments »
One Score and Four, Hour Twelve: Making An Entrance
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR TWELVE, and as we reach the half-way point, Likely finds himself having trouble getting into a party…
Tags: 24, ball, entrance, fiction, fight, fisticuffs, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. Wallops, parody, party, Victorian, weblit
Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Comments »
Lord Likely vs Lord Loathsome
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008
September, 1857.
So there we were: Lord Loathsome, murderous villain and knob-end of the highest order, and myself – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and all-round ruddy fantastic fellow indeed, facing off against one another in the bell-tower of my old school, St. Bumthrusty’s.
Loathsome, being the utterly indefensible weasel that he is, had already gotten the first [...]
Tags: botter, duel, fiction, fight, Harold Loathsome, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, massive bell, St. Bumthrusty's
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 16 Comments »
Get Botter
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008
September, 1857.
Just as I was contemplating the possibility that my wretched man-servant, Botter, might be out to kill me, a hansom cab drew up beside us and out hopped the bastard in question.
“Milord!” beamed Botter. “I have something for you!”
Then, to my utter astonishment, Botter placed his hand into his inside coat-pocket, and drew out [...]
Tags: botter, death threats, fiction, fight, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, St. Bumthrusty's
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 17 Comments »
Fists O’Fury
Monday, September 1st, 2008
September the First, 1857.
It was a typical, completely unremarkable after-noon in London Town; carriages clattered noisily up and down the cobbled roads, smartly-dressed gentlemen doffed their hats as pretty ladies glided past them, cheeky cockney urchins weaved in and out of crowds, laughing and screaming as they did, while high above their heads Big Ben [...]
Tags: Crimean War, fiction, fight, Finnegan 'Fists' O'Fury, grammar, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, missive, murder, St. Bumthrusty's
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 10 Comments »
Clawed Likely
Monday, April 28th, 2008
April, 1857.
“So, you must be Mr. The Beast,” I said calmly, as the slavering beast advanced upon me. “I don’t suppose you would care for a cup of tea, or something?”
“Grrrrrarrrgggh!” said the beast.
“Grrrrarrrgggh?” I repeated. “Good heavens, your diction is really quite awful. Now listen here, old chap, you’ve been rather an awful cad, [...]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, claws, erection, fight, Grimes, Lord Likely, Venetian Cock Twist, wanking
Posted in The Beast With Two Backs | 19 Comments »
The Astonishing Anger of Lord Likely
Saturday, March 29th, 2008
or Lord Likely is One: The Final Chapter.
March, 1857.
Having been left a homeless wretch, caked in vomit and piss and with my natural sense of style and grace rent asunder, I was naturally more than a little displeased with those vagrant swines who had placed me in such a position.
In fact, it would not [...]
Tags: beer, beggars, botter, cane, drunk, fight, finale, Kenneth the Hat, Lord Likely, party, piss
Posted in Likely Is One | 11 Comments »
A Great Big Punch Up at the Great Exhibition
Monday, January 21st, 2008
May the First, 1851.
With nothing but revenge filling my heart and my thoughts, I marched on after Mr. Harry Flashman, and the three Indian beauties he had just swiped from under my noble nose. I fully intended to show the swaggering cock-end exactly what happens to the man foolish enough to interfere with my amourous [...]
Tags: botter, Crystal Palace, fight, fisticuffs, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Lord Likely, quoits, vase
Posted in Lord Likely And The Flash Man | 14 Comments »
The Horrifying Horror of the Undead Bounder
Monday, December 10th, 2007
November, 1856.
When one dies, I firmly believe that one should stay dead. It is rather bad form to suddenly spring back to life, and considerably worse form still to then attempt to eat the brains of anyone else in the vicinity. People tend to frown upon such cannibalistic actions in polite society.
Yet it was precisely [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, botter, brains, Doctor, fight, King of Spades, Lord Likely, mystery, Silas Surprise, theatre, undead bastard
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 9 Comments »
About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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