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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    Posts Tagged ‘fight’

    A Great Big Punch Up at the Great Exhibition

    Monday, January 21st, 2008

    May the First, 1851. With nothing but revenge filling my heart and my thoughts, I marched on after Mr. Harry Flashman, and the three Indian beauties he had just swiped from under my noble nose. I fully intended to show the swaggering cock-end exactly what happens to the man foolish enough to interfere with my [...]

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    The Horrifying Horror of the Undead Bounder

    Monday, December 10th, 2007

    November, 1856. When one dies, I firmly believe that one should stay dead. It is rather bad form to suddenly spring back to life, and considerably worse form still to then attempt to eat the brains of anyone else in the vicinity. People tend to frown upon such cannibalistic actions in polite society. Yet it [...]

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    Penis of Death

    Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

    July 30th, 1856. Ignoring Lance’s protestations, I climbed up the remainder of Mount Penis, with lightning flashing about me, and torrential rain lashing at my face as I struggled up the rocks. I recall thinking that if they ever found a way of capturing moving images onto some sort of film, that this particular moment [...]

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    The Battle of Cockshaft Canyon

    Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

    30th July, 1856 “I am sorry, Lordy,” wailed my treacherous half-brother, Ludlow, doing his utmost to avoid my rage-filled stare. “Business is business, you understand that, don’t you? I mean… you would have done the same thing if you were in my shoes, right?” “If I were in your shoes,” I hissed, “I would have [...]

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    Likely and Likelier

    Friday, October 12th, 2007

    July, 1856 Now there were two Likelys at the campsite, my glorious self, of course, and my half-brother Lightnin’ Lance Likely. This meant that now there was twice the sexual charisma, and double the loveliness, so to prevent us from being ravished by the cock-hungry braves of the Red Rump tribe, we decided to conduct [...]

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    Fight to the End

    Monday, March 12th, 2007

    The same day, 1856 In some of my wildest dreams, I have fantasised about having a legion of prostitutes descend upon me, ready and willing to perform any sexual act my filthy mind could conjure. What reality presented to me instead, however, was a legion of prostitutes descending upon me, bearing an assortment of weapons, [...]

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    Destination: ADVENTURE!

    Monday, February 26th, 2007

    February 27th 1856 (elevenses) “Buckingham Palace?” exclaimed Botter, upon hearing me reveal the location of my latest stalker’s return address. I sighed, as I am partial to doing when in the company of such low-level intelligence. “Buckingham PLACE, Botter, you cloth-eared miscreant.” “You what, your lordship?” I rolled my eyes, and then clouted Botter with [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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