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    Posts Tagged ‘Glyn the Crystal Pig’

    Lord Likely has Some Trouble with The Brown Mist

    Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

    Behold! The Double-length Conclusion to Lord Likely’s Latest Astonishing Adventure! 1st of May, 1851. As Mr. Harry Flashman and I dashed off to find my missing man-servant, I took the time to explain precisely how my stinking servant had become an integral part of our latest mystery, the disappearance of the Koh-i-Noor Diamond. “Here is [...]

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    The Penny Drops, and the Puzzle is Completed. Also: Breasts.

    Saturday, February 9th, 2008

    May 1st, 1851. There is a sexual position well-practiced among a small tribe in deepest, darkest Africa, called ‘The Flaming Blow-Pipe‘. Not much is known about the position, except for one very important thing: out of those who practice it, only a handful survive to live to tell the tale. And even then, those poor [...]

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    Lord Likely is Swallowed Whole

    Monday, February 4th, 2008

    May 1st, 1851. Mr. Harry Flashman and I picked Botter up off the floor, where he was lying, sobbing, in among hundreds of shards of broken glass; and then the three of us dashed off until we were a safe distance away from the Crystal Palace and our three pursuers. “Bloody hell, I fear I [...]

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    Lord Likely and the Kingdom of the Crystal Pig

    Thursday, January 17th, 2008

    May the 1st, 1851. After being released from gaol by Inspector Albert Spunkleford, I made it my first point of business to put as much distance between myself and my detestable former cell-mate, Mr. Harry Flashman. I hailed a passing hansom cab, and headed back to the Crystal Palace, leaving Flash Harry to be fawned [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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