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    ‘Til Death Do Us Part

    Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

    DOUBLE-LENGTH LIKELY!

    His lordship has successfully evaded marriage – but will he be able to escape from the church with his blood still contained within his noble form?

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    Wherein Likely Takes Helena Up the Aisle

    Thursday, November 5th, 2009

    The unthinkable is about to be thunk – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action, is due to be wed! And furthermore, his bride-to-be is an evil, blood-sucking vampiress!

    Is this the end of the bachelor lifestyle for his lordship?

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    An Incredible Invitation

    Friday, October 23rd, 2009

    Lord Likely cordially invites you all to his…wedding? What the deuce?!?

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    Meeting Mr. Strix

    Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

    Despite his initial reservations and scepticism, Lord Likely finds himself heading to meet with a vampire – the bloodthirsty Mr. Strix!

    Dun-dun-duuuuuuun!

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    Is There A Doctor in the Hearse?

    Monday, September 7th, 2009

    Lord Likely meets a dead man who is proves to be a good deal more alive than a corpse ought to be…

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    A Horrifying Tale of Horror

    Thursday, November 1st, 2007

    October 31st, 1856. Hallowe’en. Upon returning to the Likely Estate after my long, arduous, but nonetheless astonishing American Adventure, I was annoyed to find that there was scant food in the house, and the food which we did have had long since expired and gone off. Worse still, squirrels had somehow gotten into my lovely [...]

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    Face to Face with Evil

    Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

    8th March, 1856 Finally feeling that I was back to something resembling full health, my companions and I decided to leave the squalour of Spunkleford’s flat and journey onto Buckingham Place, the address of my threatening letter-writer. We took a hansom cab across the city, making a far-less eventful journey than our previous effort. Although [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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