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Lord Likely Version Two Point OH!
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
July 30th, 1857. Good day, dear readers! Behold a bold new era for my (frankly incredible) journals, as Mr. Isambard Kingdom Brunel has just completed his renovation of my diaries, resulting in the cock-stiffening, mimsy-moistening new look you are currently witnessing before your doubtlessly stunned eyeballs. Mr. Brunel did take a day longer than I [...]
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Wherein Injustice is Exposed
Saturday, July 19th, 2008
July 20th, 1857. With a furious rage in my heart, and a large double-ended dildo in my hand, I set off to track down the despicable Dagos who had taken up residence in my precious home, with the intention of violently introducing the sizable sex-toy to their filthy Italian rectums. Botter lagged several paces behind, [...]
Tags: Alfredo Di Clitt, Banksy, botter, fiction, humor, Italians, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, penis wrestling, Rocko, Spaff Pistol, The Love Dungeon
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The Love Dungeon
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
July 20th, 1857. “Here we are, Botter,” I boomed in a loud, steady voice, “This is…THE LOVE DUNGEON!” “Crikey!” chirped Botter as he followed me out of the secret passageway, and into the new room. ‘Crikey’ was hardly a befitting exclamation with which to convey the required admiration and respect for this den of debauchery. [...]
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Interval: No Use Crying Over Spilt Tea
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
July the Fourth, 1857. I have noticed that to-day is Independence Day in the United States of America, the day whereupon the American people celebrate the occasion of their freedom from British rule, back in 1776. Quite why anyone would want to celebrate such an event is beyond me – surely any event that results [...]
Tags: America, American Independence, Boston Tea Party, Captain Cook, humor, intercourse, July 4th, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, parody, Samuel Adams, Sandy Cleft, satire, tea
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Up the Dirty Tunnel
Monday, June 30th, 2008
June 20th, 1857. Botter and I arrived at the village hall moments later, to find the place swarming with awful commoners, out displaying their fruit and vegetable in a terribly tedious Fruit and Veg Contest. I took a moment to rearrange one competitor’s display so that a carrot and two artfully-placed plums took on the [...]
Tags: botter, fiction, fruit and veg, humor, Italian, Likely Estate, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, penis, plant, praeditus senior, tunnel, writing
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The Italian Stallion
Wednesday, June 25th, 2008
June 20th, 1857. I was in some exceptionally deep excrement. Was it really at all possible that I had gambled away the ownership of my entire Estate whilst off my Lordly tits on booze in Italy? Could I really have been that inebriated? Or were the two Italian miscreants currently taking up residence in my [...]
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Disaster at the Likely Estate
Friday, June 20th, 2008
June 20th, 1857. After a couple of days of jubilant celebrations, during which I was (quite rightly) hailed and revered as a returning hero (and thus plied with so many drinks and women I thought I had died and gone to some sort of sexy Heaven), now it was finally time for me to return [...]
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