The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Monday, July 23rd, 2007
June, 1856
The HMS Bastard shook violently as the iceberg struck, sending me hurtling backwards, spilling some of the whisky from my hip-flask as I did so, which was rather irritating. As I collided with a particularly stubborn wall, I heard a small noise in among the screeching cacophony of twisting metal. It was a [...]
Tags: botter, HMS Bastard, iceberg, ocean, raft, sinking
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Thursday, July 19th, 2007
June, 1856
Two days passed while I attempted to track down my errant man-servant, Botter. I searched the cabin for clues, but got somewhat distracted when I realised that some of the alcohol in my drinks cabinet was missing. Enraged that someone would stoop to such low levels of villainy, I made sure that the rest [...]
Tags: botter, Captain Hugh Anchor, drinks cabinet, drunk, HMS Bastard, iceberg, villainy
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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