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Posts Tagged ‘Incredible Interactive Adventure’
One in the Oven
Tuesday, January 27th, 2009
Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Having been hot on the trail of a villainous bootblack who was severing the feet of his customers, Lord Likely quickly discovered that the bootblack was merely a pawn in another diabolical scheme – Mrs. Bapps the baker had hired the fellow to remove the feet so [...]
Tags: bootblack, botter, comedy, facebook, fiction, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Mrs. Bapps, oven, twitter
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 12 Comments »
Lord Likely and the Cake of Doom
Monday, January 19th, 2009
Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: His lordship, hot on the trail of a villainous bootblack who had been severing the feet of his customers, tracked down the cad in question and, through an ingenious use of origami, forced the bounder to confess to his crimes. However, the bootblack then surprised Likely by [...]
Tags: bootblack, fiction, handcuffs, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Lord Likely, Mrs. Bapps, William Swishbuckle
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 9 Comments »
The Mystery Unfolds
Saturday, January 10th, 2009
November 1857. “RIGHT then, Squire,” said the brutish oaf in front of me, waving his hacksaw menacingly in my face. “You’re going to sit still and let me relieve you of your feet.” I closed my newspaper and sighed. As much as I loved adventuring in my naturally astonishing manner, sometimes I did rather wish [...]
Tags: bootblack, fiction, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Jack, Lord Likely, Master Ai-Phor, Mrs. Bapps, origami, shoes, William Swishbuckle
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 12 Comments »
Shocking Shoe-Shine Shenanigans
Monday, January 5th, 2009
Previously in Lord Likely’s Incredible Inter-Active Adventure: Having been summoned to investigate a startlingly dull case involving the theft of a gentleman’s shoes by a tiny, cockney bootblack, Lord Likely quickly gets to work by visiting a nearby bakery and having a raunchy, pudding-based threesome with the owner, Mrs. Bapps, and one of her customers [...]
Tags: bootblack, fiction, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Lord Likely, shit, shoes, Victorian
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In Which His Lordship Puts His Foot In It
Monday, December 15th, 2008
November, 1857. “I SHALL indeed take the case!” I bellowed enthusiastically. “Provided I am sufficiently remunerated for my services, of course.” “Absolutely, Likely. We shall pay you your usual fee, of that there is no question!” replied Inspector Spunkleford. “Hmmm…no, dear inspector. Not this time. I think this time I should like to be paid [...]
Tags: bootblack, botter, cabbie, fiction, hansom cab, horse, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, shit
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 16 Comments »
Wherein His Lordship Has His Cake And Proceeds To Eat It
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
November, 1857 “Well then, sir,” purred the beautiful, buxom baker Mrs. Bapps as she leant forward, giving me another glorious glimpse of her heaving bosom. “Do you see anything you would like?” “Rather!” I beamed. “Yes?” she continued, scooping up some cream from off of the top of a nearby cake with her finger, and [...]
Tags: botter, cake, fiction, foreplay, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Mrs. Bapps
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 16 Comments »
Bapps and Buns
Thursday, November 27th, 2008
November, 1857. AS I stood contemplating my next move, my ponderings were suddenly interrupted by the arrival of Inspector Albert Spunkleford of Scotland Yard, who bounded across the road toward me, huffing and puffing as he put his sizeable frame through such clearly untypical exertions. “Ah! Likely!” he wheezed. “Jolly good to see you, old [...]
Tags: botter, fiction, fun, hot buns, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Mrs. Bapps
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 15 Comments »
An Incredible Inter-Active Adventure
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
November, 1857. THE fog hung about the streets of London like an unwanted guest at a party, getting in everyone’s way and generally souring the mood somewhat. Unlike an unwanted guest at a party, however, the fog was considerably harder to eject, being as it was a formless cloud of minute water droplets. “Blasted fog!” [...]
Tags: Bilgecranny Lane, botter, fiction, fun, hot buns, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, shoes
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It Was Possibly A Dark and Stormy Night
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
April the Ninth, Eighteen Fifty-Seven. It was a dark and stormy night. I know that is a terribly clichéd way to commence a tale, but it also happens to be fact in this instance. It was a dark and stormy night. There was darkness, there was a storm and it was the night-time; thus all [...]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, dark, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Miss Florence Nightingale, poll, stormy
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Inching Ahead of the Competition
Sunday, April 6th, 2008
Of course, whilst I will happily take Dr. Buttock’s money for running his advertisement in my journals, I should like to make it clear that I have never made use of the advertised programme, nor will I ever need to do so. – Lord Likely. A Very Important Update! Lord Likely Tosses One Off!His greatness, [...]
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About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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