The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely

Rampant Holmes-o-Phobia

Monday, December 28th, 2009

Lord Likely expounds upon his complete and utter dislike for the ‘great detective’, Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

Tags: bendy pipe, Dr. Watson, fiction, great detective, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, parody, Professor Moriarty, Reichenbach Falls, Sherlock Holmes, Switzerland, Victorian

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Wherein Likely Encounters Some Fine Phantasmal Fanny

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Lord Likely falls for the Ghost of Christmas Past, while Mr. Scrooge’s very soul still hangs in the balance…

Tags: booze, botter, Christmas, Ebenezer Scrooge, ectoplasm, fiction, Ghost of Christmas Future, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, party, Victorian

Posted in A Christmas Carry On | 7 Comments »

Maid to Pleasure

Monday, October 5th, 2009

After having slain her master, the vicious vampire Mr. Stryx, Lord Likely consoles the fiend’s poor maid, offering her a shoulder to cry on and a proud, mighty member to sit upon…

Tags: adventure, fiction, Helena Handbaskett, humour, intercourse, Likely Towers, Lord Likely, rumpy-pumpy, vampires

Posted in Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances | 8 Comments »

Dear Diary

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Lord Likely’s missing journals are finally relocated, to the great joy of millions across the globe.

But where were they, precisely? Well, the answer shall not come as any great surprise…

Tags: damned good pounding, diary, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, humour, intercourse, journals, Lady Softbreath, Lord Likely, mystery, Victorian

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Is There A Doctor in the House?

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

With the Duchess of Fircombe slowly choking to death on an olive, it is up to Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – to leap to her rescue!

However, it quickly transpires that this is only the beginning of his lordship’s troubles as a long night gets even longer…

Tags: Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, mystery, party, pearl necklace, semen, whodunnit

Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 11 Comments »

Wherein His Lordship Eats, Drinks and is Very Merry Indeed

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.

Just another typical day for his lordship, then.

Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Jennifer Eels, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, Maud Dreadful, mystery, pearl necklace, tits, whodunnit, Winsome Pine

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Fircombe Hall

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.

But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…

Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, Maud Dreadful, mystery, party, pearl necklace, whodunnit

Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 17 Comments »

Lord Likely and the Cake of Doom

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: His lordship, hot on the trail of a villainous bootblack who had been severing the feet of his customers, tracked down the cad in question and, through an ingenious use of origami, forced the bounder to confess to his crimes. However, the bootblack then surprised Likely by [...]

Tags: bootblack, fiction, handcuffs, humour, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Lord Likely, Mrs. Bapps, William Swishbuckle

Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 9 Comments »

The Likely Before Christmas

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

The following verse was composed by a young, brothel-owning woman, by the name of Ms. Elizabeth Stuffings, who had the pleasure of meeting my lordly self this Christmas Eve. The experience was so incredibly erotic and astonishing, that Ms. Stuffings was compelled to write about it almost immediately. Do please enjoy.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, [...]

Tags: Christmas, fiction, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, Ms. Elizabeth Stuffings, poetry, whores

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The Cream of the Crop

Monday, December 8th, 2008

November, 1857.

“LIE back and close your eyes, and I shall deliver a creamy surprise!” I said, as I unsheathed my raging Lord Palmerston, which was, by now, stiffer than a corpse lying in a lake on a freezing cold winter’s day.
“Mmmm,” Mrs. Bapps replied, licking her lips. “Sounds delicious!”
“Jolly good!” I said, and then I [...]

Tags: botter, ejaculate, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mr. Poots, Mrs. Bapps, mystery

Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 12 Comments »