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- The Likely Letters
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- Our Mutual Fiend
- Botter's Astonishing Adventure
- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff
- One Score and Four
- A Christmas Carry On
- Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances
- The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
- The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane
- Likely Vs Loathsome
- Disaster At The Likely Estate
- The Beast With Two Backs
- Likely Is One
- Lord Likely And The Flash Man
- The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity
- An Astonishing American Adventure
- The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
- The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov
- The Peculiar Prostitute Predicament
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The Likely Before Christmas
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008
The following verse was composed by a young, brothel-owning woman, by the name of Ms. Elizabeth Stuffings, who had the pleasure of meeting my lordly self this Christmas Eve. The experience was so incredibly erotic and astonishing, that Ms. Stuffings was compelled to write about it almost immediately. Do please enjoy. ‘Twas the night before [...]
Tags: Christmas, fiction, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, Ms. Elizabeth Stuffings, poetry, whores
Posted in Random Insertions | 10 Comments »
The Cream of the Crop
Monday, December 8th, 2008
November, 1857. “LIE back and close your eyes, and I shall deliver a creamy surprise!” I said, as I unsheathed my raging Lord Palmerston, which was, by now, stiffer than a corpse lying in a lake on a freezing cold winter’s day. “Mmmm,” Mrs. Bapps replied, licking her lips. “Sounds delicious!” “Jolly good!” I said, [...]
Tags: botter, ejaculate, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mr. Poots, Mrs. Bapps, mystery
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 12 Comments »
Two Hundred
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
October 6th, 1857. These past couple of days have born witness to an event so earth-shattering that I dare say the world will never be the same again. Truly, the incredible developments of this week will reverberate throughout history, and will be spoken of in awe for many, many generations to come. For you see, [...]
Tags: birthday, botter, celebrations, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, fiction, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, two hundred
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Six of the Best
Sunday, October 5th, 2008
September, 1857. “Well bless my soul! Is that little Lord Likely I can see? What an unexpected surprise!” beamed Professor Ventricle, my old biology teacher, as he entered his classroom wherein I was currently ensconced. “The one and the same, sir,” I replied. “Although I am no longer little, I hasten to point out.” “Indeed…indeed..” [...]
Tags: botter, Harold Loathsome, Hedgerow, intercourse, Lizzie Flapkiss, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, orgy, Professor Ventricle, St. Bumthrusty's, Veronica Ventricle
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 10 Comments »
A Very Old Flame
Sunday, September 21st, 2008
September, 1857. We all headed towards the large, oak doors of St. Bumthrusty’s School for Boys; Botter lagging slightly behind the rest of us, nursing his freshly clobbered cranium. ‘Class of 1832, Please Proceed This Way‘, read a sign affixed to the door, an arrow indicating that we should head around the side of the [...]
Tags: Agnes Cum-Loudly, awards, best, botter, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, St. Bumthrusty's, teacher, The Guardian
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 16 Comments »
A Tale of Two Ladies: The Climax
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
For the preceding chapter, click here. August the Nineteenth,1857. Finding one’s self caught between two ladies is normally something I would relish, but my current situation was far from as straightforward as I would have liked. Having found myself completely smitten with the ridiculously rumpable Dorothy Mount-Worthy, I now found myself reminded of a previous [...]
Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, erotic, farce, intercourse, Judge Joseph Dreadful, Lord Likely, Madam Fate, Maud, threesome, tits
Posted in Random Insertions | 13 Comments »
The Love Dungeon
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
July 20th, 1857. “Here we are, Botter,” I boomed in a loud, steady voice, “This is…THE LOVE DUNGEON!” “Crikey!” chirped Botter as he followed me out of the secret passageway, and into the new room. ‘Crikey’ was hardly a befitting exclamation with which to convey the required admiration and respect for this den of debauchery. [...]
Tags: botter, fiction, humor, intercourse, ladies, Lord Likely, Lord William Knott-Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, sex toys, The Carrotty Kid, The Love Dungeon, The Steam-Powered Flange Thudder, writing
Posted in Disaster At The Likely Estate | 8 Comments »
Interval: No Use Crying Over Spilt Tea
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
July the Fourth, 1857. I have noticed that to-day is Independence Day in the United States of America, the day whereupon the American people celebrate the occasion of their freedom from British rule, back in 1776. Quite why anyone would want to celebrate such an event is beyond me – surely any event that results [...]
Tags: America, American Independence, Boston Tea Party, Captain Cook, humor, intercourse, July 4th, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, parody, Samuel Adams, Sandy Cleft, satire, tea
Posted in Random Insertions | 8 Comments »
First Class Male
Sunday, June 1st, 2008
June 1st, 1857. If all goes according to plan, and he does not wind up stranded on a desert island, or finds himself embroiled in a military coup, his lordship shall be gracing these pages again this week. Huzzah! You may all synchronize your pocket-watches now. While you wait, do feel free to browse the [...]
Tags: botter, erotic, holiday, homosexuals, intercourse, Italian seamstress, Lord Likely, postcard, return, sailors
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Likely in Exile – Part the Second
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
—Lord Likely in Exile in Australia— Lord Likely rises to power in Australia. Part Two, in which, his cream rising to the top, Lord Likely becomes master of his domain: May 21, 1862 I begin to father numerous children. The husbands of the children’s mothers are not amused. — So there I was, standing on [...]
Tags: Australia, beating botter stick, British Speak, Chesterfield Twins, Dolly Malone, Duke of Chesterfield, Exile, guest, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Relax Max
Posted in Random Insertions | 18 Comments »
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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