The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Sunday, September 14th, 2008
September, 1857. I think I may well attend this. Sounds like jolly good fun, I must say. Toodle-pip! – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: We return you to our current adventure in progress, A Lesson in Murder! humor-blogs.com once killed a man. Well, we say ‘kill’. We mean ‘touched [...]
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Thursday, March 20th, 2008
March 21st, 1857. Another Brief Commercial Interlude – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Likely is drunk. Very drunk INDEED. ***** Presenting gaup – another quality venture from the cads responsible for these Astonishing Adventures. Spreading the love! More lucky web-loggers have been added to my lordly link-roll today. Please [...]
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Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
September 23rd, 1856 Well, today is my birthday, dear journal, and I am now another year older. More grey hairs fleck my lordly temples, and my poor bones ache more than ever with each passing day, and each fresh adventure. Time is catching up with me, I fear, and one day soon Time will have [...]
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Friday, September 21st, 2007
September, 1856 I thought I would take a brief respite from chronicling my Astonishing American Adventure, to give us all a chance to regain our composure and catch our collective breaths. Latecomers may wish to use this break to catch up on my incredible journey so far, by starting at the start, as I believe [...]
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Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
August, 1856 I wonder if I may momentarily interrupt my recollections about my damned voyage to America, to inform you all of a rather bizarre occurrence which befell me recently. What am I saying? Of course I cocking-well may momentarily interrupt – these are my ruddy journals and I shall do as I damned well [...]
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Saturday, July 21st, 2007
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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