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    When Harry Met Likely

    Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

    January 15th, 1857. Now, where the bloody hell was I? Ah, yes. May 1st, 1851. “Harry who?” I asked, although to be honest my actual interest in my cell-mate was extremely minimal. “Harry Flashman,” repeated the fellow, “I imagine you have heard of me, of course.” He grinned with self-satisfaction and pride, characteristics I was [...]

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    In Which His Lordship Makes An Exhibition of Himself.

    Thursday, January 10th, 2008

    January the Tenth, 1857. To be quite honest, the year eighteen fifty-seven has so far been rather disappointing. I’m aware that the year is still very much in its infancy, but infant or not, this year must try damned harder or it shall feel my boot in its backside. Why, I have only gotten drunk [...]

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    The Law is an Ass

    Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

    July 1856 My eyes snapped open, and I sat bolt upright, sweat pouring off of my brow. “Where in the name of cockery am I?” I yelled, leaping to my feet, letting a filthy cotton bed-sheet fall to the ground as I did. I attempted to survey my strange surroundings, but the room appeared to [...]

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    The Jerker Report

    Saturday, August 25th, 2007

    July, 1856. From the report of Captain Dick Jerker, of the New York City Police Department: I ordered my men to continue firing upon the pirate ship ‘The Hairy Clam‘ that was advancing onto US shores, until I saw the vessel rocked with explosions and saw it sink beneath the waves, no doubt taking it’s [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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