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"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."

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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

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    Lord Likely Bangs

    Saturday, February 21st, 2009

    Lord Likely seems to be still alive, according to some compelling evidence which recently came to light. However, just as I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, think I have his lordship in my grasp, something truly terrible occurs…

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    Caught On A Photographic Device

    Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

    Lord Likely is still missing, presumed dead or very severely drunk. I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, had given up hope of finding his lordship, until some photographic prints arrived upon my desk…

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    Inspector Spunkleford Is On The Case

    Sunday, February 15th, 2009

    It began like any other day for me, Inspector Albert Spunkleford. Then disaster struck – we ran out of jam in the house. Then, further disaster struck – Lord Likely was apparently DEAD…

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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