The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Saturday, February 21st, 2009
Lord Likely seems to be still alive, according to some compelling evidence which recently came to light. However, just as I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, think I have his lordship in my grasp, something truly terrible occurs…
Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
Lord Likely is still missing, presumed dead or very severely drunk. I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, had given up hope of finding his lordship, until some photographic prints arrived upon my desk…
Sunday, February 15th, 2009
It began like any other day for me, Inspector Albert Spunkleford. Then disaster struck – we ran out of jam in the house. Then, further disaster struck – Lord Likely was apparently DEAD…
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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