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    Posts Tagged ‘journals’

    Please Top-Up the Top-Hat

    Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

    As Lord Likely’s witless scribe finds himself in financial turmoil, it is up to his lordship to step up and sort the bugger out.

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    Dear Diary

    Thursday, May 28th, 2009

    Lord Likely’s missing journals are finally relocated, to the great joy of millions across the globe.

    But where were they, precisely? Well, the answer shall not come as any great surprise…

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    Let Us Party Like It Is 1899

    Friday, February 27th, 2009

    Hoorah and huzzah! Lord Likely celebrates the second anniversary of his astonishing adventures, and invites YOU to join in the festivities! (Smart dress essential. Smart dress on the floor even more so).

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    Lord Likely Version Two Point OH!

    Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

    July 30th, 1857. Good day, dear readers! Behold a bold new era for my (frankly incredible) journals, as Mr. Isambard Kingdom Brunel has just completed his renovation of my diaries, resulting in the cock-stiffening, mimsy-moistening new look you are currently witnessing before your doubtlessly stunned eyeballs. Mr. Brunel did take a day longer than I […]

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    Lord Likely is One

    Sunday, February 24th, 2008

    February the Twenty-Fourth, Eighteen Fifty-Seven Oh, dear diary! Today is a special day indeed, for it heralds the one year anniversary of our joyous union! Can it really be twelve months since I first opened you up, took my quill firmly in my hand and thrust it betwixt your soft, creamy pages, and filled you […]

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    The Likely Centenary: His Lordship’s Greatest Hits

    Monday, November 5th, 2007

    November 5th, 1856. Remember, remember the fifth of November. Not because of that awful terrorist bastard Guy Fawkes, and his preposterous plan to blow up the Houses of Parliament. No, dear readers, the real reason to remember this historic day is that it is the very day that I, Lord Likely, celebrate my one-hundredth journal […]

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    A Message From the Editor

    Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

    Hello, history lovers! I am Professor Julian Syngen-Smythe, editor of these here astonishing journals that you have been enjoying. No, there’s no need to thank me! I have crawled out of my dusty corner of the internet, at, for a rare public appearance to tell you some things, and some other things. Listen carefully […]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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