The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Friday, July 3rd, 2009
Lord Likely prepares to unmask the fiend responsible for the theft of the Duchess’ pearl necklace – who shall his lordship finger?
Tags: botter, detective, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, humour, Jennifer Eels, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, magpie, Major Thrashing, mystery, pearl necklace, Peeves, Pilferton Swypes, summing up, Winsome Pine
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Thursday, June 11th, 2009
After a momentary hiatus, Lord Likely’s latest Astonishing Adventure – The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle – resumes!
Rejoice, one and all!
Tags: botter, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, Fircombe Hall, investigation, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, mystery, orgy, pearl necklace, Pilferton Swypes
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Sunday, April 19th, 2009
With the Duchess of Fircombe’s priceless pearl necklace pinched, all eyes turn to the prime suspect – allegedly reformed jewel thief Pilferton Swypes.
Could this cad really be the culprit?
Tags: breasts, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, mystery, peal necklace, Pilferton Swypes, theft, whodunnit
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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