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    Posts Tagged ‘Likely Estate’

    The Likely Letters – Part One

    Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

    A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part One

    Monday, August 9th, 2010

    Lord Likely embarks upon his most baffling case yet, as a corpse is discovered and the killer has been identified as…CHARLES DICKENS?

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    The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two

    Monday, June 14th, 2010

    The second (and concluding) chapter of Botter’s Astonishing Adventure sees his lordship’s man-servant pitted against two unscrupulous thieves…

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    The Astonishing Adventures of…Botter?

    Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

    Botter serves up the first part of his own Astonishing Adventure….

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    One Lord A-Leaping

    Friday, November 27th, 2009

    Lord Likely has designs on the lucrative festive book market…but his method of research for his proposed epic proves to be rather unorthodox.

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    Let Us Party Like It Is 1899

    Friday, February 27th, 2009

    Hoorah and huzzah! Lord Likely celebrates the second anniversary of his astonishing adventures, and invites YOU to join in the festivities! (Smart dress essential. Smart dress on the floor even more so).

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    Lord Likely Bangs

    Saturday, February 21st, 2009

    Lord Likely seems to be still alive, according to some compelling evidence which recently came to light. However, just as I, Inspector Albert Spunkleford, think I have his lordship in my grasp, something truly terrible occurs…

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    Tunneling Into the Past

    Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

    20th June, 1857. Hmmm, now where was I? Ah yes. I had apparently lost my home and my entire estate to a couple of swarthy Italians in a drunken wager, and my man-servant and I were now attempting to sneak our way back into the Likely Estate via a secret tunnel, when all of a [...]

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    Up the Dirty Tunnel

    Monday, June 30th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. Botter and I arrived at the village hall moments later, to find the place swarming with awful commoners, out displaying their fruit and vegetable in a terribly tedious Fruit and Veg Contest. I took a moment to rearrange one competitor’s display so that a carrot and two artfully-placed plums took on the [...]

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    The Italian Stallion

    Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. I was in some exceptionally deep excrement. Was it really at all possible that I had gambled away the ownership of my entire Estate whilst off my Lordly tits on booze in Italy? Could I really have been that inebriated? Or were the two Italian miscreants currently taking up residence in my [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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