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Posts Tagged ‘Likely Estate’
Disaster at the Likely Estate
Friday, June 20th, 2008
June 20th, 1857. After a couple of days of jubilant celebrations, during which I was (quite rightly) hailed and revered as a returning hero (and thus plied with so many drinks and women I thought I had died and gone to some sort of sexy Heaven), now it was finally time for me to return [...]
Tags: botter, fiction, gambling, homeless, humor, Italian, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Rocko
Posted in Disaster At The Likely Estate | 13 Comments »
Lord Likely Goes
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
April the Seventh, 1857. “Botter,” I said, as I strode into the living room of my luxurious mansion on a sunny, April morn. “Get yourself packed, my good man. We are going!” “Going?” repeated Botter, adhering to a lifelong pattern of complete befuddlement and utter bewilderment. “Going where, milord?” “I do not know, Botter. All [...]
Tags: absence, Amazonians, Big Ben Likely, botter, French, holiday, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, pornography, toilet, whisky, writers
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Interval: Lord Likely Slays the Dragon
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008
April the Twenty-Third, 1857 – St. George’s Day. Today is St. George’s Day, a day where loyal Englishmen up and down the land and throughout the Empire join together and do…well, nothing, really. Absolutely ruddy nothing. St. George’s Day is often forgotten by my fellow Englishmen, who seem to prefer to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day [...]
Tags: botter, Dame Dusty Flappes, drunk, England, intercourse, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, party, St. George, St. George's Day, St. Patrick
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It Was Possibly A Dark and Stormy Night
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
April the Ninth, Eighteen Fifty-Seven. It was a dark and stormy night. I know that is a terribly clichéd way to commence a tale, but it also happens to be fact in this instance. It was a dark and stormy night. There was darkness, there was a storm and it was the night-time; thus all [...]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, dark, Incredible Interactive Adventure, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Miss Florence Nightingale, poll, stormy
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The Beast of Christmas Present
Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Christmas Day, 1856. Well, what a fine Christmas-time I am having this year. Not only have I already enjoyed urinating on a beggar, and having intercourse with a ghost, but today I received a rather marvelous present from my wretched man-servant, Botter. I rose early on Christmas morn, and was looking forward to thrashing my [...]
Tags: botter, Christmas, Likely Estate, lion, Lord Likely, pet, present, Silas Surprise, Thundercock
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A Very Likely Christmas
Friday, December 21st, 2007
Presenting a special double-length festive adventure, in one giant, throbbing part. December, 1856. It was Christmas Eve, and I was in London Town, doing some last-minute Christmas shopping, for myself, of course. I had thus far treated myself to a solid-gold moustache comb, five bottles of whisky and a particularly pornographic pamphlet entitled ‘Shoeless Hussies’. [...]
Tags: beggars, botter, Christmas, ejaculate, Ghost of Christmas Past, intercourse, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, spirit, urine
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The Likely Centenary: His Lordship’s Greatest Hits
Monday, November 5th, 2007
November 5th, 1856. Remember, remember the fifth of November. Not because of that awful terrorist bastard Guy Fawkes, and his preposterous plan to blow up the Houses of Parliament. No, dear readers, the real reason to remember this historic day is that it is the very day that I, Lord Likely, celebrate my one-hundredth journal [...]
Tags: blogging, botter, celebrations, centenary, champagne, excellence, Greatest Hits, journals, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, writing
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A Horrifying Tale of Horror
Thursday, November 1st, 2007
October 31st, 1856. Hallowe’en. Upon returning to the Likely Estate after my long, arduous, but nonetheless astonishing American Adventure, I was annoyed to find that there was scant food in the house, and the food which we did have had long since expired and gone off. Worse still, squirrels had somehow gotten into my lovely [...]
Tags: beggars, botter, cane, Gary, halloween, horror, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, miracle, paupers, terror, vomit
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A Letter From America
Wednesday, June 20th, 2007
June 2nd, 1856 It was a rather uneventful morning on the Likely Estate, with Botter dutifully taking my inside-leg measurements for a new pair of trousers. As I prefer to be naked when getting measured, this was proving to be rather a difficult task for my struggling servant, as my extremely massive manhood kept getting [...]
Tags: botter, letter, Likely, Likely Estate, Lord Palmerston, penis, United States of America
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His Lordship Returns
Wednesday, June 13th, 2007
June 13th, 1856 Good day. I have just this moment returned to the Likely Estate, fresh from an astonishing adventure in our former colony of America. Of course, I say ‘fresh’, however I have spent the past five days cooped up in a tiny cabin on a rather run-down ship, with my stinking man-servant Botter [...]
Tags: America, botter, fire, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, porn library, return
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