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    Posts Tagged ‘Likely Towers’

    How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices

    Sunday, May 16th, 2010

    Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.

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    Maid to Pleasure

    Monday, October 5th, 2009

    After having slain her master, the vicious vampire Mr. Stryx, Lord Likely consoles the fiend’s poor maid, offering her a shoulder to cry on and a proud, mighty member to sit upon…

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    Lord Likely’s Birthday Bash

    Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

    As Lord Likely’s birthday arrives, his lordship is perturbed to find that everyone has seemingly forgotten his special day – could this really be the case?

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    The Lion, The Rich, and The Weirdo

    Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

    With his pet lion still lost, Lord Likely takes on a new case to occupy his time, featuring a rather demented and all-too randy game-hunter…

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    Let Us Party Like It Is 1899

    Friday, February 27th, 2009

    Hoorah and huzzah! Lord Likely celebrates the second anniversary of his astonishing adventures, and invites YOU to join in the festivities! (Smart dress essential. Smart dress on the floor even more so).

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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