The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Sunday, May 16th, 2010
Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.
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Monday, October 5th, 2009
After having slain her master, the vicious vampire Mr. Stryx, Lord Likely consoles the fiend’s poor maid, offering her a shoulder to cry on and a proud, mighty member to sit upon…
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
As Lord Likely’s birthday arrives, his lordship is perturbed to find that everyone has seemingly forgotten his special day – could this really be the case?
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
With his pet lion still lost, Lord Likely takes on a new case to occupy his time, featuring a rather demented and all-too randy game-hunter…
Friday, February 27th, 2009
Hoorah and huzzah! Lord Likely celebrates the second anniversary of his astonishing adventures, and invites YOU to join in the festivities! (Smart dress essential. Smart dress on the floor even more so).
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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