The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Wednesday, August 5th, 2009
Lord Likely faces off against randy big-game hunter Colonel Cackshott, who has desires upon his lordship’s pet lion, Thundercock.
Will Cackshott get to mount his lordship’s lion, or will Likely shoot him down? Find out here, friends!
Tags: action, adventure, botter, Colonel Cackshott, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, lion, Lord Likely, Thundercock, zoo
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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
With his pet lion still lost, Lord Likely takes on a new case to occupy his time, featuring a rather demented and all-too randy game-hunter…
Tags: adventure, bestiality, botter, Colonel Cackshott, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Likely Towers, lion, Lord Likely, lost, Thundercock, zoo
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Friday, July 24th, 2009
Tragedy strikes at Likely Towers, when Lord Likely’s prized pet lion, Thundercock, goes missing.
Tags: botter, lion, Lord Likely, lost, plea, Thundercock
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Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Christmas Day, 1856.
Well, what a fine Christmas-time I am having this year.
Not only have I already enjoyed urinating on a beggar, and having intercourse with a ghost, but today I received a rather marvelous present from my wretched man-servant, Botter.
I rose early on Christmas morn, and was looking forward to thrashing my man-servant to [...]
Tags: botter, Christmas, Likely Estate, lion, Lord Likely, pet, present, Silas Surprise, Thundercock
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Monday, November 19th, 2007
November 20th, 1856.
It was a freezing cold, damp and drizzly November evening, and rather than being snugly ensconced in the warmth of my luxurious mansion, I was outside, standing in the rain, getting wetter and more irate with each passing second.
“What in the name of blue-arsed buggery am I doing here?” I snapped angrily.
“Um…it was [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, bestiality, botter, bruised bollock, drunk, gas, lion, Lord Likely, magic, show, Silas Surprise, theatre
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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