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    Posts Tagged ‘Lord Palmerston’

    Why being so fabulously wealthy and impossibly handsome is such a terrible burden, by Lord Likely

    Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

    Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.

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    Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens versus Lord Likely

    Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

    His lordship has a very close encounter with an alien being, and a not-close-enough-for-his-liking encounter with Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy….

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    The Likely Letters – Part Two

    Saturday, May 7th, 2011

    Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…

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    The Likely Letters – Part One

    Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

    A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Three

    Saturday, September 18th, 2010

    Lord Likely and company find themselves under attack from a murderous Oliver Twist…

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    Lord Likely’s Thrilling Third Anniversary Threesome!

    Saturday, February 27th, 2010

    Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty: Wherein Likely Loses Time

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    Hour…TWENTY? Clearly, Likely has lost some time…but how?

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    Wherein Mrs. Bapps Is Given The Boot

    Monday, February 2nd, 2009

    Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: this happened. November, 1857. “WELL, sir, what will you have become of me?” snarled Mrs. Bapps, as Botter carefully trained his rolling-pin on her. “Am I to be arrested, and hung for my crimes? Or will you just kill me now? What? What will you do?” “I [...]

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    The Cream of the Crop

    Monday, December 8th, 2008

    November, 1857. “LIE back and close your eyes, and I shall deliver a creamy surprise!” I said, as I unsheathed my raging Lord Palmerston, which was, by now, stiffer than a corpse lying in a lake on a freezing cold winter’s day. “Mmmm,” Mrs. Bapps replied, licking her lips. “Sounds delicious!” “Jolly good!” I said, [...]

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    Lord Likely vs Lord Loathsome

    Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

    September, 1857. So there we were: Lord Loathsome, murderous villain and knob-end of the highest order, and myself – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and all-round ruddy fantastic fellow indeed, facing off against one another in the bell-tower of my old school, St. Bumthrusty’s. Loathsome, being the utterly indefensible weasel that he is, had already gotten [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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