The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
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THE TOWN CRIER
Wednesday, April 4th, 2012
Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.
Tags: burden, Daily Mail, fiction, good looks, humour, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, money, Mr. A D Fanton, parody, Samantha Brick, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
Posted in Random Insertions | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
His lordship has a very close encounter with an alien being, and a not-close-enough-for-his-liking encounter with Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy….
Tags: alien, botter, drunk, Elizabeth, Jonathan Pinnock, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mrs Darcy, Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens, novel, parody, Prejudice, Pride, tentacles
Posted in Random Insertions | 4 Comments »
Saturday, May 7th, 2011
Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…
Tags: adventure, botter, Daphne Phingerphuckk, fiction, humour, letters, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, mystery, penis, soup, Startleburst Phingerphuckk, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
Posted in The Likely Letters | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]
Tags: adventure, botter, Daphne Phingerphuckk, Doctor Cockfoster, erection, fiction, harlot, humour, injury, intercourse, letters, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mr. A D Fanton, mystery, parody, penis, Sandy Staddleton, Startleburst Phingerphuckk, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, whore
Posted in The Likely Letters | 6 Comments »
Saturday, September 18th, 2010
Lord Likely and company find themselves under attack from a murderous Oliver Twist…
Tags: 'Big' Bella Butterlegs, brains, Charles Dickens, Evan Hellsinger, fiction, horror, humour, J. Mahoney, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Oliver Twist, undead bastard, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, zombies
Posted in Our Mutual Fiend | 2 Comments »
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!
Tags: alcohol, anniversary, celebration, dancing girls, Darren Craske, humour, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, party, readers, three years, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
Posted in Random Insertions | 9 Comments »
Friday, January 29th, 2010
Hour…TWENTY? Clearly, Likely has lost some time…but how?
Tags: 24, CTUN, erection, Felicity Boondoggles, fiction, humour, lady, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, parody, Victorian, weblit
Posted in One Score and Four | No Comments »
Monday, February 2nd, 2009
Previously in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: this happened. November, 1857. “WELL, sir, what will you have become of me?” snarled Mrs. Bapps, as Botter carefully trained his rolling-pin on her. “Am I to be arrested, and hung for my crimes? Or will you just kill me now? What? What will you do?” “I [...]
Tags: bootblack, botter, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mrs. Bapps, William Swishbuckle
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 14 Comments »
Monday, December 8th, 2008
November, 1857. “LIE back and close your eyes, and I shall deliver a creamy surprise!” I said, as I unsheathed my raging Lord Palmerston, which was, by now, stiffer than a corpse lying in a lake on a freezing cold winter’s day. “Mmmm,” Mrs. Bapps replied, licking her lips. “Sounds delicious!” “Jolly good!” I said, [...]
Tags: botter, ejaculate, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mr. Poots, Mrs. Bapps, mystery
Posted in The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane | 12 Comments »
Sunday, November 2nd, 2008
September, 1857. So there we were: Lord Loathsome, murderous villain and knob-end of the highest order, and myself – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and all-round ruddy fantastic fellow indeed, facing off against one another in the bell-tower of my old school, St. Bumthrusty’s. Loathsome, being the utterly indefensible weasel that he is, had already gotten [...]
Tags: botter, duel, fiction, fight, Harold Loathsome, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, massive bell, St. Bumthrusty's
Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 16 Comments »
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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