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    Lord Likely’s Big Hairy Ballads

    Monday, August 11th, 2008

    August the Twelfth, 1857.
    Despite all evidence to the contrary, there are those in this wide world who would have you believe that I, Lord Likely (Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentleman of Action) am nothing more than a lecherous buffoon, a lewd and undignified scoundrel, born without a shred of decency and cursed with a cold, loveless [...]

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    Likely in Love

    Thursday, February 14th, 2008

    February 14th, 1857.It will come as no surprise to those who know me that I find myself inundated with Valentine’s Day cards every February the fourteenth. From anonymous declarations of love, to heavily-scented letters from female admirers begging me to deposit my noble seed inside their wanton mimsies, I receive them all by the sack-load. [...]

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    Romanov’s Last Stand

    Sunday, May 6th, 2007

    April, 1856
    While Botter was enjoying his romantic liaison with The Bear, I was busying myself by creeping into Ivan Romanov’s office, gun at the ready.
    The office was large and spacious, with a large, dominating map of the world affixed to the wall. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that most of the globe had been coloured [...]

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    Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 5 Comments »

    Talking to Nipples

    Friday, March 30th, 2007

    March, 1856
    Having clapped eyes on Miss Eileen Nipples, I quite forgot about the missing Russian ambassador, and chose instead to pursue this most ravishing of creatures.
    I straightened my top-hat, took a swig of whisky out of my hip-flask, and advanced towards Miss Eileen Nipples.
    “Excuse me, madam,” I said, making sure to doff my hat in [...]

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    Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 2 Comments »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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