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- The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
- The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane
- Likely Vs Loathsome
- Disaster At The Likely Estate
- The Beast With Two Backs
- Likely Is One
- Lord Likely And The Flash Man
- The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity
- An Astonishing American Adventure
- The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
- The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov
- The Peculiar Prostitute Predicament
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Posts Tagged ‘Ludlow Likely’
Riding Off Into The Sunset
Saturday, October 27th, 2007
July, 1856.
Lance took my unconscious form back down to Camp Camp, where I was immediately taken in by the Red Rump Tribe and given the very best medical aid they had to offer. I do not recall much of this part of my adventure, as I flitted in and out of consciousness, although I do [...]
Tags: botter, ejaculate, fornication, Jezebel, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Ludlow Likely, Red Rump Tribe, Spurting Cock, Sucking Pole, Titty-Titty, United States of America
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 13 Comments »
Penis of Death
Wednesday, October 24th, 2007
July 30th, 1856.
Ignoring Lance’s protestations, I climbed up the remainder of Mount Penis, with lightning flashing about me, and torrential rain lashing at my face as I struggled up the rocks. I recall thinking that if they ever found a way of capturing moving images onto some sort of film, that this particular moment would [...]
Tags: Captain Huw Anchor, fight, gun, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Ludlow Likely, Mount Penis, penis
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Death of a Likely
Saturday, October 20th, 2007
July 30th, 1856.
Lance, Ludlow and I made after the criminal and corrupt captain, Huw Anchor, who seemed to be rather more sprightly than a man who had just been shot in the arm had any right to be.
As we gave chase, I noticed that the weather was worsening, with thick, dark clouds forming above us, [...]
Tags: Captain Huw Anchor, death, Lightnin Lance Likely, lightning, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, Mount Penis, shot
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 13 Comments »
The Battle of Cockshaft Canyon
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007
30th July, 1856
“I am sorry, Lordy,” wailed my treacherous half-brother, Ludlow, doing his utmost to avoid my rage-filled stare. “Business is business, you understand that, don’t you? I mean… you would have done the same thing if you were in my shoes, right?”
“If I were in your shoes,” I hissed, “I would have thrown myself [...]
Tags: botter, Cockshaft Canyon, fight, gun, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, Mount Penis, Red Rump Tribe, Spurting Cock
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 11 Comments »
Utter Bastards
Monday, October 15th, 2007
July, 1856
Lance and I watched for a few more minutes as the posse of men rampaged through the Red Rump tribe’s campsite, then we withdrew from our vantage point atop Cockshaft Canyon to formulate a plan to overcome this group of horseback bastards.
“I say we go down there, guns ablazin’, and shoot each an’ every [...]
Tags: Around Here, Captain Huw Anchor, Cockshaft Canyon, cunt, Doctor Corkscrews, gold, Jean des Lunettes, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, mystery, Red Rump Tribe, Renchard Dirigible
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The Last Train to Disaster
Sunday, September 30th, 2007
September, 1856
And so, with my birthday celebrations well and truly over, we must now return to the continued chronicles of my Astonishing American Adventure, an adventure so massive that it has so far taken some four months to transcribe. But then, would have you expected anything less sizable from my good self?
Let us now rejoin [...]
Tags: Around Here, botter, Dinkle County, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New York, train
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 15 Comments »
Back on Track
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
July, 1856.
After leaving my room, stopping off only to roger a young serving lady on the way (to assure myself that I had not gone completely homosexual after my night with Abraham Lincoln), I ventured downstairs where my brother Ludlow and Botter were waiting for me. Ludlow was incandescent with rage.
“What is all this I [...]
Tags: Abraham Lincoln, botter, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely
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Lincoln Sausage
Monday, September 10th, 2007
July, 1856.
Despite Ludlow’s rather vocal protests, I decided to go off and fraternize with the other guests at the party, in the vain hope that at least one of them might want to roger me senseless.
Alas, all I seemed to meet were uptight, prissy socialites who took offence at my usual party trick whereby I [...]
Tags: Abraham Lincoln, Barcelona Ritz, drunk, emancipation, Filthy Arsehole, Kalamazoo, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New-York Evening Post, party, sausage, slavery, William Cullen Bryant
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 15 Comments »
A Rather Drunk Englishman in New York
Friday, September 7th, 2007
July, 1856.
Ludlow led Botter and I into his considerably spacious abode on the outskirts of New York City, stubbornly refusing to impart more information about my father’s continued existence. “Oh, don’t let us worry about that now!” he kept saying absently, ignoring my desire to very much worry about it now. I could have throttled [...]
Tags: botter, Calvert Vaux, Central Park, drunk, Emily-Rose Likely, Frederick Law Olmstead, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New York, party
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 12 Comments »
The Outlawed Likely
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007
July, 1856.
It is not often one learns that they have a hitherto unknown half-brother, who is on the run from the law and who is partial to wanton acts of bestiality. Indeed, many people may go through their entire life without learning such a fact. However, the Likely family tree is a tangled, over-grown mess, [...]
Tags: botter, crotch, Dinkle County, Lady Tabitha Likely, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New York, rescue mission, wanted
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 11 Comments »
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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