The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – faces off against Mr. Strix – blood-sucking vampire and all-round bastard. Who shall triumph?
Tags: action, adventure, blood, botter, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, maid, Mr. Strix, mystery, steak, vampires
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Monday, April 21st, 2008
April, 1857. “Well, come on then! What is that in your trousers, sir?” Lady Rydeham-Harde repeated. I looked down at the considerable bulge in my pocket, then looked up at the lady, then to Inspector Spunkleford, who was frantically nodding his head in the negative as if to suggest that I should definitely not whip [...]
Tags: Beast With Two Backs, botter, dark and scary woods, Grimes, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord and Lady Rydeham-Harde, Lord Likely, maid, Venetian Cock Twist
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Thursday, April 17th, 2008
April, 1857. “Your ladyship, I have decided I would like to commence my investigations by seeing the body,” I remarked, as I leaned casually against the banister of the stairs. “Well, good,” replied Lady Rydeham-Harde. “At last, some progress.” “Of course, when I say ‘the body’, I mean ‘your body’. And when I say ‘seeing’ [...]
Tags: botter, erection, Grimes, how's your father, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord and Lady Rydeham-Harde, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, maid, murder
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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