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    A Penny For One’s Thoughts

    Monday, March 24th, 2008

    Somewhen, 1857. Now where was I? Ah, yes. In the gutter, in a pool of my own urine, apparently homeless and with no recollection of who I really was. In other (decidedly more succinct) words, I was in big trouble. I elected to try and get up, and maybe take a stroll to see if [...]

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    Mr. Hardy’s Water-Proof Cock-Hat

    Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

    March, 1857. A Brief Commercial Interjection. – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: His lordship’s current adventure resumes, when Lord Likely gets incredibly freakish with Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish. ***** Notes, Notices and Notifications. A Terribly Important Announcement! His lordship has very kindly decided to let all of you join [...]

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    Likely in Love

    Thursday, February 14th, 2008

    February 14th, 1857.It will come as no surprise to those who know me that I find myself inundated with Valentine’s Day cards every February the fourteenth. From anonymous declarations of love, to heavily-scented letters from female admirers begging me to deposit my noble seed inside their wanton mimsies, I receive them all by the sack-load. [...]

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    In Which Botter Has A Simply Smashing Time

    Thursday, January 31st, 2008

    May the First, Eighteen Fifty-One. “Aye,” said Harry Flashman, leaning in to get a closer look at the Koh-i-Noor Diamond, now believed to be a fake. “I’ll say we have a mystery on our hands. This one is definitely not the real thing.” “Now, Mr. Flashman, are you absolutely certain? I need you to be [...]

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    Intermission: Wherein Lord Likely is Well Liked

    Saturday, January 12th, 2008

    January the 12th, 1857. I know I have just commenced upon the recollection of another of my astonishing adventures, and I acknowledge that it is rather bad form to interrupt my latest tale so soon in proceedings, but I have some news to impart to you all which simply cannot wait. At any rate, these [...]

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    The day I ejaculated upon the Queen’s face

    Thursday, November 15th, 2007

    November, 1856. Today shall be the final entry concerning my centenary, as I wrap up this two-week long celebration, which has seen me recollecting my finest moments, commissioning a spectacular portrait and, of course, doling out glorious, glittering golden cocks. It has been wonderful fun, and there has been much jubilation and revelry, not to [...]

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    Pounding the Palmerston

    Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

    June, 1856 Following the fracas at dinner, I left the dining room, stopping along the way to collect a few cabin numbers from some women who seemed rather eager to further make my acquaintance, as well as from a couple of men. Being a modern-thinking Victorian gentle-man, I gratefully took all the details thrust upon [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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