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    Posts Tagged ‘murder’

    A Study in Strumpets and a Curious Conspiracy

    Sunday, September 7th, 2014

    Lord Likely announces the imminent publication of his first electronic book – but is there a conspiracy to stop him?

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    The Strange Case of the Sinister Snowman, Part One

    Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

    IT WAS mid-December, and London had been left under a thick blanket of snow, as if the lord God above had looked down ‘pon the glorious British Empire, and had decided it looked so damnably attractive that he had whipped out His tremendous tallywhacker and sprayed the land with His holy horn-paste. Truly ’twas a […]

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Two

    Saturday, August 21st, 2010

    Can it be true? Is Charles Dickens stalking the streets of London and eating people, from BEYOND THE GRAVE?

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part One

    Monday, August 9th, 2010

    Lord Likely embarks upon his most baffling case yet, as a corpse is discovered and the killer has been identified as…CHARLES DICKENS?

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    Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances

    Monday, August 31st, 2009

    NEW! A brand-new adventure for his lordship, as an evil presence threatens London Town – and this time, it is not one of Botter’s foul bottom-burps.

    Be prepared for chills, thrills and all kinds of spills as Likely prepares to go up against some vile, Victorian vampires…

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    In Which Lord Likely Makes A Fist Of It

    Friday, October 24th, 2008

    September, 1857. “What in the name of all that is sacred and holy do you think you are doing?” bellowed Professor Ventricle, after I had punched him squarely in the face, strongly suspecting that he was none other than my arch-nemesis, Harold Loathsome, in some sort of shoddy disguise. “Give it up, Loathsome! Your terrible […]

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    Wretch in Peace?

    Saturday, October 18th, 2008

    September, 1857. Getting a new man-servant is an awful ball-ache, you know. And I should know, for I have had over twenty different servants in my lifetime, of varying degrees of uselessness. When my father, Lord Eustace Likely, disappeared from the Likely Estate, ne’er to return (and now presumed deceased), I was left in the […]

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    Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 15 Comments »

    Lord Likely is Wrong

    Monday, October 13th, 2008

    September, 1857. While my wretched man-servant Botter may well have been in great danger at the murderous hands of my arch-nemesis Harold Loathsome, I saw no reason to cut short my current orgiastic duties with the delectable Miss Lizzie Flapkiss and company. It is awfully bad manners to pull out early, you know. Thus I […]

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    Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 15 Comments »

    Looking for Loathsome

    Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

    September, 1857. “Well, come on, man!” Spunkleford exclaimed. “Who exactly is this Loathsome fellow? Why do you suspect him of these terrible crimes? Speak up, man! Why must you keep us all in such terrible suspense?!” I was looking out of the school kitchen’s window, lost in a mixture of quiet contemplation and remembrance of […]

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    Murder on the Menu

    Friday, September 26th, 2008

    September, 1857. “Oh dear,” I sighed, as we entered the kitchens of St. Bumthrusty’s. The scene was one of utter chaos; items of cutlery were strewn about the place, food items were spilt everywhere, and slumped next to the stove was the body of a man. I knelt down beside the corpse, which I noticed […]

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    Posted in Likely Vs Loathsome | 17 Comments »

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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