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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    Posts Tagged ‘murder’

    Getting to Grips with Her Ladyship

    Thursday, April 17th, 2008

    April, 1857. “Your ladyship, I have decided I would like to commence my investigations by seeing the body,” I remarked, as I leaned casually against the banister of the stairs. “Well, good,” replied Lady Rydeham-Harde. “At last, some progress.” “Of course, when I say ‘the body’, I mean ‘your body’. And when I say ‘seeing’ [...]

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    When In Doubt, Crack One Out

    Friday, April 11th, 2008

    April, 1857. Writing these very journals is usually an exceedingly simple task. Being so incredibly gifted and ridiculously talented, I find that writing is almost second-nature to me, like breathing, or love-making, or crapping into my man-servant’s bed. However, as my last entry proves, I was having great difficulty in penning an article worthy of [...]

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    The mystery thickens, curdles and then goes off.

    Thursday, December 6th, 2007

    November, 1856.“Is there a doctor in the house?” I repeated to the crowd of stunned faces before me. No-one moved a muscle, until one rather plump woman stood up and pointed a shaking finger at the recently deceased fellow, lying in a pool of his own blood on the stage behind me, a solitary playing [...]

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    In which an unfortunate fellow is slain by a King.

    Thursday, November 29th, 2007

    November, 1856. As I finally took my seat in the theatre’s auditorium, next to my man-servant Botter, the curtains rose on what was going to prove to be an unforgettable show – for all the wrong reasons. First on were the chorus girls, with whom I had already had the pleasure of acquainting myself with [...]

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    Dearly Departed

    Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

    April, 1856 “Miss Eileen Nipples, deceased. Death by choking, by all accounts,” said Inspector Spunkleford as Botter and I arrived at the crime scene, a dingy alley just off of Stenchfurst Road. “How can you die joking?” queried Botter, mishearing the good Inspector. I hit my servant sharply in the gut with my cane. “Please, [...]

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    A Rude Awakening

    Sunday, April 8th, 2007

    April, 1856 When I finally returned to consciousness, I found that I was still naked, and furthermore I had now been chained to the bed upon which I had plowed Miss Eileen Nipples mere hours earlier. My incapacitated state made me wonder whether I was about to enter a further session of far kinkier intercourse, [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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