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The Last Train to Disaster
Sunday, September 30th, 2007
September, 1856
And so, with my birthday celebrations well and truly over, we must now return to the continued chronicles of my Astonishing American Adventure, an adventure so massive that it has so far taken some four months to transcribe. But then, would have you expected anything less sizable from my good self?
Let us now rejoin [...]
Tags: Around Here, botter, Dinkle County, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New York, train
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 15 Comments »
A Rather Drunk Englishman in New York
Friday, September 7th, 2007
July, 1856.
Ludlow led Botter and I into his considerably spacious abode on the outskirts of New York City, stubbornly refusing to impart more information about my father’s continued existence. “Oh, don’t let us worry about that now!” he kept saying absently, ignoring my desire to very much worry about it now. I could have throttled [...]
Tags: botter, Calvert Vaux, Central Park, drunk, Emily-Rose Likely, Frederick Law Olmstead, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New York, party
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 12 Comments »
The Outlawed Likely
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007
July, 1856.
It is not often one learns that they have a hitherto unknown half-brother, who is on the run from the law and who is partial to wanton acts of bestiality. Indeed, many people may go through their entire life without learning such a fact. However, the Likely family tree is a tangled, over-grown mess, [...]
Tags: botter, crotch, Dinkle County, Lady Tabitha Likely, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New York, rescue mission, wanted
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Falling From the Family Tree
Friday, August 31st, 2007
July, 1856
I emerged from the police station, blinking, into the hot, bright, sunny streets of New York. People bustled through the city, trying to avoid getting run over by one of the numerous carriages that swept up and down the road, seemingly intent on not stopping for anyone.
“Fuck me, it’s warm,” I said, removing my [...]
Tags: botter, Guy Fawkes, James II, Lightnin Lance Likely, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New York, New-York Evening Post, Shirley Swallows
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 7 Comments »
The Law is an Ass
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007
July 1856
My eyes snapped open, and I sat bolt upright, sweat pouring off of my brow.
“Where in the name of cockery am I?” I yelled, leaping to my feet, letting a filthy cotton bed-sheet fall to the ground as I did. I attempted to survey my strange surroundings, but the room appeared to be spinning [...]
Tags: America, ass, botter, Captain Dick Jerker, jail, Lord Likely, Ludlow Likely, New York
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The Jerker Report
Saturday, August 25th, 2007
July, 1856.
From the report of Captain Dick Jerker, of the New York City Police Department:
I ordered my men to continue firing upon the pirate ship ‘The Hairy Clam‘ that was advancing onto US shores, until I saw the vessel rocked with explosions and saw it sink beneath the waves, no doubt taking it’s criminal pirate [...]
Tags: botter, Captain Dick Jerker, jail, Lord Likely, New York, police, The Hairy Clam, United States of America
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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