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    Sunday, July 10th, 2011

    I PURCHASED a copy of the brand-new news-sheet, The News of the World today (see cover above). It does look like a very fine journal indeed, full of integrity and the very finest journalism. I fully expect it to keep running for anywhere up to one hundred and sixty-eight years. For now, I’m off to [...]

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    When In Doubt, Crack One Out

    Friday, April 11th, 2008

    April, 1857. Writing these very journals is usually an exceedingly simple task. Being so incredibly gifted and ridiculously talented, I find that writing is almost second-nature to me, like breathing, or love-making, or crapping into my man-servant’s bed. However, as my last entry proves, I was having great difficulty in penning an article worthy of [...]

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    Likely in Love

    Thursday, February 14th, 2008

    February 14th, 1857.It will come as no surprise to those who know me that I find myself inundated with Valentine’s Day cards every February the fourteenth. From anonymous declarations of love, to heavily-scented letters from female admirers begging me to deposit my noble seed inside their wanton mimsies, I receive them all by the sack-load. [...]

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    Pounding the Palmerston

    Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

    June, 1856 Following the fracas at dinner, I left the dining room, stopping along the way to collect a few cabin numbers from some women who seemed rather eager to further make my acquaintance, as well as from a couple of men. Being a modern-thinking Victorian gentle-man, I gratefully took all the details thrust upon [...]

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    A Treasure Among The Trash

    Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

    May 31st, 1856 As I continue to trawl through my prized collection of pornography, readying the various items for display in my all-new Porn Library, I came across an astonishingly precious artifact. Luckily, a quick dab down with a dry cloth soon had it nice and clean again, and free of my ennobled ejaculate. The [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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