The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Thursday, March 20th, 2008
March 21st, 1857. Another Brief Commercial Interlude – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Likely is drunk. Very drunk INDEED. ***** Presenting gaup – another quality venture from the cads responsible for these Astonishing Adventures. Spreading the love! More lucky web-loggers have been added to my lordly link-roll today. Please [...]
Tuesday, March 6th, 2007
7th March 1856 Over the course of the following twenty-four hours, my body slowly began to heal. I’m no stranger to injuries and woundings, and while I lay bed-ridden, I recalled them from memory to pass the long, dull hours spent in Botter’s company. Here are some of my more notable injuries sustained upon my [...]
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousingPeruse Further...
Send his lordship your letters, nude pictographs, declarations of love and wads of cash by clicking upon the most handsome stamp above!
Enjoyed the journals? Then why not donate a few shillings, by clicking 'pon the button above!
All funds raised go towards his lordship's drinking fund, with absolutely NO proceeds going to the homeless or any other filthy wastrels