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    Posts Tagged ‘pains’

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    Thursday, March 20th, 2008

    March 21st, 1857. Another Brief Commercial Interlude – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Likely is drunk. Very drunk INDEED. ***** Presenting gaup – another quality venture from the cads responsible for these Astonishing Adventures. Spreading the love! More lucky web-loggers have been added to my lordly link-roll today. Please […]

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    Aches and Pains and Further Aches

    Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

    7th March 1856 Over the course of the following twenty-four hours, my body slowly began to heal. I’m no stranger to injuries and woundings, and while I lay bed-ridden, I recalled them from memory to pass the long, dull hours spent in Botter’s company. Here are some of my more notable injuries sustained upon my […]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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