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    Posts Tagged ‘parody’

    A Decade of Decadence

    Saturday, February 25th, 2017

    TIME flies when you are having fun, so the old saying goes – and it is true. Take, for example, the occasion when a particularly amorous lady and I found ourselves so engrossed in a bout of lustful, energetic intercourse that neither of us noticed my posterior ramming into the bed-side cabinet with such vigour that […]

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    Lord Likely Is Coming

    Friday, February 13th, 2015

    Another tease for his lordship’s forthcoming electronic book…

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    In Which I Outsmart Mr. Sherlock Holmes

    Thursday, November 20th, 2014

    Lord Likely dupes the ‘Great Detective’.

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    An Astonishing and Arousing Announcement

    Monday, November 25th, 2013

    ‘Tis the most important literary event since Mr. William Shakespeare bought his first quill.  Further updates to follow, ladies and gentle-men! In the meantime, please do spread the word – LORD LIKELY IS COMING! – Lord Likely.

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    Taking the Pith

    Wednesday, September 11th, 2013

    Lord Likely gives a thorough review of issue two of ‘Professor Elemental Comics’.

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    Lord Likely’s Halloween Horror: Last Orders

    Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

    Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…

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    Louis Pasteur: Kraken Slayer

    Wednesday, July 11th, 2012

    Mr Louis Paster battles a fearsome KRAKEN.

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    Why being so fabulously wealthy and impossibly handsome is such a terrible burden, by Lord Likely

    Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

    Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.

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    Lord Likely’s Top Fives

    Monday, February 27th, 2012

    As his Wooden Jubilee continues, Lord Likely shares his Top Fives…

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    Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens versus Lord Likely

    Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

    His lordship has a very close encounter with an alien being, and a not-close-enough-for-his-liking encounter with Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy….

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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