The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Saturday, February 25th, 2012
It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.
Tags: astonishing adventures, audio play, booze, celebration, Darren Craske, diamond jubilee, drunk, facebook, five years, humour, Jamie Smart, Jonathan Pinnock, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, party, Professor Elemental, Rob Riggle, The Guardian, twitter, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, wooden jubilee, YouTube
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Friday, November 12th, 2010
The fifth day of Lord Likely’s ‘Moustache-A-Day’ Movember Marathon!
Tags: humour, Lord Likely, moustache, party, tits, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, weekend
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Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!
Tags: alcohol, anniversary, celebration, dancing girls, Darren Craske, humour, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, party, readers, three years, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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Friday, January 29th, 2010
HOUR FIFTEEN, and Likely FINALLY gets a drink.
Tags: 24, Anti-Hat League, booze, fiction, humour, Lord Liekly, Mr Spitts, Mr Swallows, parody, party, Victorian, weblit, wine
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Friday, January 29th, 2010
HOUR FOURTEEN: And Likely and the party guests find themselves at the mercy of…THE ANTI-HAT LEAGUE!
Tags: 24, Anti-Hat League, bomb, fiction, hat, humour, Lord Likely, parody, party, Sir Rhubarb Muddick, Victorian, waiter, weblit
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR TWELVE, and as we reach the half-way point, Likely finds himself having trouble getting into a party…
Tags: 24, ball, entrance, fiction, fight, fisticuffs, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. Wallops, parody, party, Victorian, weblit
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Monday, December 21st, 2009
Lord Likely falls for the Ghost of Christmas Past, while Mr. Scrooge’s very soul still hangs in the balance…
Tags: booze, botter, Christmas, Ebenezer Scrooge, ectoplasm, fiction, Ghost of Christmas Future, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, party, Victorian
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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
As Lord Likely’s birthday arrives, his lordship is perturbed to find that everyone has seemingly forgotten his special day – could this really be the case?
Tags: birthday, botter, debauchery, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Likely Towers, Lord Likely, party
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Saturday, April 11th, 2009
With the Duchess of Fircombe slowly choking to death on an olive, it is up to Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – to leap to her rescue!
However, it quickly transpires that this is only the beginning of his lordship’s troubles as a long night gets even longer…
Tags: Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, mystery, party, pearl necklace, semen, whodunnit
Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 11 Comments »
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.
But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…
Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, Maud Dreadful, mystery, party, pearl necklace, whodunnit
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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