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    Lord Likely’s Wooden Jubilee

    Saturday, February 25th, 2012

    It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.

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    Movember Moustache-A-Day Marathon, Day Five

    Friday, November 12th, 2010

    The fifth day of Lord Likely’s ‘Moustache-A-Day’ Movember Marathon!

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    Lord Likely’s Thrilling Third Anniversary Threesome!

    Saturday, February 27th, 2010

    Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Fifteen: Wherein Likely Has A Drink

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    HOUR FIFTEEN, and Likely FINALLY gets a drink.

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    One Score and Four, Hour Fourteen: Bad Hatters

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    HOUR FOURTEEN: And Likely and the party guests find themselves at the mercy of…THE ANTI-HAT LEAGUE!

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twelve: Making An Entrance

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR TWELVE, and as we reach the half-way point, Likely finds himself having trouble getting into a party…

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    Wherein Likely Encounters Some Fine Phantasmal Fanny

    Monday, December 21st, 2009

    Lord Likely falls for the Ghost of Christmas Past, while Mr. Scrooge’s very soul still hangs in the balance…

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    Lord Likely’s Birthday Bash

    Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

    As Lord Likely’s birthday arrives, his lordship is perturbed to find that everyone has seemingly forgotten his special day – could this really be the case?

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    Is There A Doctor in the House?

    Saturday, April 11th, 2009

    With the Duchess of Fircombe slowly choking to death on an olive, it is up to Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – to leap to her rescue!

    However, it quickly transpires that this is only the beginning of his lordship’s troubles as a long night gets even longer…

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    Fircombe Hall

    Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

    Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.

    But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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