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- The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff
- One Score and Four
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- Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances
- The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
- The Bastard Bootblack Of Bilgecranny Lane
- Likely Vs Loathsome
- Disaster At The Likely Estate
- The Beast With Two Backs
- Likely Is One
- Lord Likely And The Flash Man
- The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity
- An Astonishing American Adventure
- The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
- The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov
- The Peculiar Prostitute Predicament
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Lord Likely’s Christmas Message
Saturday, December 24th, 2011
A Christmas message from Lord Likely himself.
Tags: Christmas, Christmas card, humour, Lord Likely, mistletoe, penis, Victorian
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The Likely Letters – Part Two
Saturday, May 7th, 2011
Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…
Tags: adventure, botter, Daphne Phingerphuckk, fiction, humour, letters, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, mystery, penis, soup, Startleburst Phingerphuckk, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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The Likely Letters – Part One
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]
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The Dirty Cow
Thursday, July 10th, 2008
20th July 1857. Having been cooped up with my man-servant in a dark (and increasingly noxious) tunnel for almost an hour, it was with great relief that we finally resurfaced in my magnificent mansion, via a secret trapdoor which lead us out into my vast, well-stocked library. “Thank toss for that!” I wheezed, as I [...]
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Up the Dirty Tunnel
Monday, June 30th, 2008
June 20th, 1857. Botter and I arrived at the village hall moments later, to find the place swarming with awful commoners, out displaying their fruit and vegetable in a terribly tedious Fruit and Veg Contest. I took a moment to rearrange one competitor’s display so that a carrot and two artfully-placed plums took on the [...]
Tags: botter, fiction, fruit and veg, humor, Italian, Likely Estate, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, penis, plant, praeditus senior, tunnel, writing
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Inching Ahead of the Competition
Sunday, April 6th, 2008
Of course, whilst I will happily take Dr. Buttock’s money for running his advertisement in my journals, I should like to make it clear that I have never made use of the advertised programme, nor will I ever need to do so. – Lord Likely. A Very Important Update! Lord Likely Tosses One Off!His greatness, [...]
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Lord Likely is One: The Third Part
Saturday, March 1st, 2008
February 24th, 1857. Against all my better judgement, I followed the foul-smelling, cider-swigging reprobate as he led us through the twisting back-streets and alley-ways of the city. I made sure that Botter, my man-servant, kept closely behind me, lest any more ruffians leapt from the shadows and tried to bugger me six ways to the [...]
Tags: booze, botter, Flakey Jim, homeless, Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish, Kenneth the Hat, Lord Likely, penis, scrapyard, wretches
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Interlude: Perfection in a Top Hat
Sunday, January 27th, 2008
January, 1857. I have long suspected that I am the very paragon of perfection. That may sound like cheap, lazy arrogance, but when one is as continually astounding as I, and blessed with such devastatingly good looks, it is hard not to come to the conclusion that I must be the very last word in [...]
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When Harry Met Likely
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
January 15th, 1857. Now, where the bloody hell was I? Ah, yes. May 1st, 1851. “Harry who?” I asked, although to be honest my actual interest in my cell-mate was extremely minimal. “Harry Flashman,” repeated the fellow, “I imagine you have heard of me, of course.” He grinned with self-satisfaction and pride, characteristics I was [...]
Tags: 1851, Harry Flashman, Hyde Park, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, jail, Lord Likely, penis, Queen Victoria
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The Golden Cock Rises Again
Friday, January 4th, 2008
January the 4th, 1857. And so the new year is finally here, thrust upon us like the unwanted child of a filthy whore, crying and spewing and urinating all over the carpet. It is customary at the start of a new year for the Queen (God Save Her and Roger Her Senseless) to unveil her [...]
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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