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Posts Tagged ‘Pirates’
Clam Lappers
Thursday, August 16th, 2007
June, 1856
“There you go, my dear,” I said, rolling off of Captain Labia NoBeard, after I had issued forth within her.
“Thank you, your lordship,” panted Labia, beads of sweat glistening on her chest. “Many thanks indeed.”
“Oh no, thank you,” I replied, lighting up two cigarettes. “It was very decent of you to let this [...]
Tags: botter, Captain Labia NoBeard, intercourse, karma-sutra, Lord Palmerston, Pirates, The Hairy Clam
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 13 Comments »
Post-Coital Peril
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007
June, 1856
It was several hours later when Botter and I finally emerged from the cabin of the Hairy Clam, having been roundly ravaged by the sex-starved female pirates. We both simultaneously lit up a post-coital cigarette each, and gazed out over the moon-lit waters of the ocean.
“I haven’t seen that many nipples since I worked [...]
Tags: botter, Captain Labia NoBeard, Pirates, sex, The Hairy Clam, treasure
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 10 Comments »
Lord Likely and the Pirates
Saturday, August 4th, 2007
June, 1856
Before Botter and I could beat a hasty retreat from the vicinity of the pirate ship, some masked figures rushed to the side of the vessel and pointed pistols in our general direction. Escape, it seemed, would be impossible. Or, at least, extremely painful.
“I would say the game is up, Botter.” I said to [...]
Tags: botter, Captain Labia NoBeard, Lord Palmerston, pillage, Pirates, The Hairy Clam
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 16 Comments »
Out of the Frying Pan…
Saturday, July 28th, 2007
June, 1856
As I continued to sail my man-servant, Botter, across the ocean, I took the time to ask him about the events leading up to his kidnapping, back on the HMS Bastard. I was most eager to ascertain whether all the unfortunate events that had unfolded around me on that accursed ship were linked, [...]
Tags: botter, HMS Bastard, ocean, Pirates, sail, Union Jack
Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 16 Comments »
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