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    Posts Tagged ‘police’

    In Which Botter Has A Simply Smashing Time

    Thursday, January 31st, 2008

    May the First, Eighteen Fifty-One.
    “Aye,” said Harry Flashman, leaning in to get a closer look at the Koh-i-Noor Diamond, now believed to be a fake. “I’ll say we have a mystery on our hands. This one is definitely not the real thing.”
    “Now, Mr. Flashman, are you absolutely certain? I need you to be totally and [...]

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    The Disturbing Dilema of the Disappearing Diamond

    Thursday, January 24th, 2008

    May 1st, 1851
    Mr. Harry Flashman, my man-servant Botter and my fantastically fabulous self made quick on our collective legs, and dashed off to try and escape the oncoming police, who had been alerted to our presence by our fantastically furious bout of fisticuffs just moments before.
    As we sprinted through the bustling aisles of the Crystal [...]

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    Posted in Lord Likely And The Flash Man | 9 Comments »

    The Jerker Report

    Saturday, August 25th, 2007

    July, 1856.
    From the report of Captain Dick Jerker, of the New York City Police Department:
    I ordered my men to continue firing upon the pirate ship ‘The Hairy Clam‘ that was advancing onto US shores, until I saw the vessel rocked with explosions and saw it sink beneath the waves, no doubt taking it’s criminal pirate [...]

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    Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 12 Comments »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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