The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Sunday, September 14th, 2008
September, 1857.
I think I may well attend this. Sounds like jolly good fun, I must say.
Toodle-pip!
- Lord Likely.
Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: We return you to our current adventure in progress, A Lesson in Murder!
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Hungry [...]
Tags: advertisement, execution, humour, interval, Lord Likely, parody, poster, Victorian
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Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
April, 1856
It was a good half an hour or so before the police, led in earnest by Inspector Albert Spunkleford, finally arrived on the scene. Two of the officers immediately set about untying Romanov from the chair upon which we had imprisoned him, while Spunkleford hastened over to Botter, who was busily tending to my [...]
Tags: Albert Spunkleford, botter, complaint, conclusion, Ivan Romanov, poster, wanted
Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 11 Comments »
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007
April, 1856
Having calmed myself down after having been utterly consumed with rage upon seeing that awful ‘Wanted’ poster, my mind began to race ahead of me, plotting out the course of action for when Botter and I arrived at the Russian embassy.
I was strolling along, deep in rumination, when Botter suddenly alerted me to the [...]
Tags: botter, cock, creativity, hoodlum, poster, vandalism, wanted
Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 4 Comments »
Sunday, April 22nd, 2007
April, 1856
Botter and I, still sporting our crafty disguises, departed the Tackle-Tuck shop and headed back out into the spookily quiet streets of London Town at night-time.
“What’s my name, then, milord?” Botters asked, apropos of nothing at all.
“What?” I hissed, trying to keep a low profile.
“Well, I can’t just be ‘a Russian’, can I sir? [...]
Tags: botter, fugitives, poster, reward, shit, wanted
Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 7 Comments »
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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