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    Posts Tagged ‘poster’

    Interval: A Delightful Day of Death

    Sunday, September 14th, 2008

    September, 1857.

    I think I may well attend this. Sounds like jolly good fun, I must say.
    Toodle-pip!
    - Lord Likely.
    Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: We return you to our current adventure in progress, A Lesson in Murder!
    humor-blogs.com once killed a man. Well, we say ‘kill’. We mean ‘touched inappropriately about the bathing-suit area’.
    Hungry [...]

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    Russian Resolution

    Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

    April, 1856
    It was a good half an hour or so before the police, led in earnest by Inspector Albert Spunkleford, finally arrived on the scene. Two of the officers immediately set about untying Romanov from the chair upon which we had imprisoned him, while Spunkleford hastened over to Botter, who was busily tending to my [...]

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    Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 11 Comments »

    Vandalised!

    Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

    April, 1856
    Having calmed myself down after having been utterly consumed with rage upon seeing that awful ‘Wanted’ poster, my mind began to race ahead of me, plotting out the course of action for when Botter and I arrived at the Russian embassy.
    I was strolling along, deep in rumination, when Botter suddenly alerted me to the [...]

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    Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 4 Comments »

    A Wanted Man

    Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

    April, 1856
    Botter and I, still sporting our crafty disguises, departed the Tackle-Tuck shop and headed back out into the spookily quiet streets of London Town at night-time.
    “What’s my name, then, milord?” Botters asked, apropos of nothing at all.
    “What?” I hissed, trying to keep a low profile.
    “Well, I can’t just be ‘a Russian’, can I sir? [...]

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    Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 7 Comments »

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