The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
Behold! The Double-length Conclusion to Lord Likely’s Latest Astonishing Adventure!
1st of May, 1851.
As Mr. Harry Flashman and I dashed off to find my missing man-servant, I took the time to explain precisely how my stinking servant had become an integral part of our latest mystery, the disappearance of the Koh-i-Noor Diamond.
“Here is what I believe [...]
Tags: botter, Crystal Palace, drunk, Glyn the Crystal Pig, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Koh-i-Noor Diamond, Lord Likely, Prince Albert, Queen Victoria, The Brown Mist, thief, tits
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Thursday, January 24th, 2008
May 1st, 1851
Mr. Harry Flashman, my man-servant Botter and my fantastically fabulous self made quick on our collective legs, and dashed off to try and escape the oncoming police, who had been alerted to our presence by our fantastically furious bout of fisticuffs just moments before.
As we sprinted through the bustling aisles of the Crystal [...]
Tags: botter, cock ring, commoners, Crystal Palace, diamonds, Great Exhibition, Harry Flashman, Koh-i-Noor Diamond, Lady Muphdyver, Lord Likely, police, Prince Albert, Queen Victoria, Sotheby's
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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